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Ozempic Opioid Overdose Prevention Server

chronic pain management, clinical trials, diabetes medication, Drug Interactions, drug safety, health outcomes, Healthcare, lower risk, Medical research, new study, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid overdose, overdose, overdose prevention, ozempic, Patients, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Prevention, public health, Server, study, treatment options

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Animals Bred:	144
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

lol u ever been playin minecraft and suddenly u feel like u need a shot of insulin? well, this server got u covered! we got a new study that says if u play on our server, u have a 42%-68% lower risk of opioid overdose! who knew blocky pixels could save lives, amirite? so come join us and build ur way to better health while also crafting some sick builds. trust us, this server is the real deal.

🍑PEACH🍑 | VANILLA | NO PRIVATES AND GRIEFERING Minecraft server

1.16.5, BUILDING REQUESTS, Custom Items, custom mechanics, DISCORD AUTHORIZATION, Economy, Griefing, GUILD BASE, Minecraft, no privates, peach, Plugins, PvP, Server, unique mechanics, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Towns Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Peach?

1.16.5 and above

Vanilla server without privates and griefing

PvP by agreement

Discord authorization

Unique mechanics:

When creating a building, if the builder leaves a request, the building will be played by the server, and a custom item or mechanic will be added

Example: a player built a bank – an economy appeared on the server

Built a guild base, a guild appeared, etc.

Important: the building will not be played if it does not correspond to the level of implementation of the requested mechanics

There is a voice chat plasmovoice on the server (installation is optional)

All other items are implemented by plugins, there are already custom items with custom mechanics

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Digimon Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, beginner’s guide, childhood favorite, Creatures, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Evolution, FANTASY, japanese animation, kids show, Minecraft, Nostalgia, recommended, recommended order, series, Server, starting point, streaming, watch online

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	296663	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Digimon adventure on steroids!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the elusive Digimon hidden deep within the pixelated world. But be warned, these Digimon aren’t your average creatures – they’re armed with diamond swords and ready to battle!

Not only will you get to train and battle Digimon, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese (yes, you read that right).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic Digimon journey. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?

Safe Wireless Earbuds Minecraft SMP

audio accessories, comfort, convenience, ear health, ear protection, earbud accessories, earbud design, earbud features, earbud protection, earbud safety, earbuds, headphones, long-term use, Minecraft, noise cancellation, Safe, Safety, smp, sound quality, Technology, wireless, wireless audio, wireless devices, wireless earbuds, wireless technology

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11

Are you tired of getting tangled in your wired earbuds while playing Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about that again! Our server is so advanced that even our earbuds are wireless, so you can game in peace without any pesky cords getting in your way. Plus, rumor has it that wearing our wireless earbuds gives you superhuman Minecraft skills. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who went from mining dirt to finding diamonds in record time after joining our server. So come join us and level up your Minecraft game with our magical wireless earbuds!

DroneDramaCraft

@strange man, aerial shot, aita, chewing out, Confrontation, drone flying, drone guy, DroneDramaCraft, fenced backyard, Gaslighting, heated moment, justified anger, lying.., pissed off, privacy invasion, privacy violation, real estate listing, remote rural neighborhood, sketchy behavior

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy and doesn’t send drones to spy on you? Look no further than our server! We promise not to hover over your virtual house and take pix without your consent. Plus, our community is full of players who will have your back if anyone tries to pull a drone stunt on you.

Join now and experience the thrill of building and exploring without the fear of being spied on by sketchy drone operators. Our server is a safe space for all players, where gaslighting and lying are strictly prohibited (unless it’s all in good fun, of course). So come on in and let’s build some epic structures together, without any unwanted aerial surveillance!

CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1752
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crops Grown:	4253	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6934
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1620
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	148160

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	2191

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!