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BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Buildings Constructed:	33
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Villages Defended:	18

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	5814
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9579
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Crops Grown:	9939	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Farms Harvested:	714
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Votes:	7577	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!