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Crafty Memes: Where /pol/ meets Minecraft for some LOLs

America, civil war, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, Democracy, Division, election season, emergency, fear, Future, Government, lols, meets, memes, Minecraft, PARANOIA, POL, Political, Preparation, second civil war, society, uncertainty, united states, Unrest

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of worrying about civil war breaking out in the US? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no civil war” policy! Join us and escape the chaos of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any potential civil war instigators. So come on, join us and let’s build a peaceful and harmonious virtual community together!

DullCraft: Where even the creepers are bored! Join now for a snooze-fest of a good time!

bored, CREEPERS, dull, DullCraft, Good, I want to like, It’s, it’s pretty dull, Join, Like.., PRETTY, pretty dull, snoozefest, Time, Want, want to like, want to like it

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is anything but dull!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJ’s and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart), then come join us and prepare for the craziest ride of your virtual life!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That’s Definitely Not Just a Random Number

#covert operations, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, anonymous writer, Crafty, crime, crime fiction, detective, Enigma, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, McCraftface, mysterious book, Mystery, No. 916797878, number, puzzling, Random, secretive, Secrets, Server, Suspense, suspenseful novel, Thriller, unknown identity

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	2604

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs as they soar through the sky, battling evil chickens with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely of rainbow blocks and defend it from an army of zombie llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Nations: ‘>your country’ Edition

can your little-pecker handle a Latina, communication barriers, Confidence, Country, Crafty, cross-cultural relationships, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, DATING, Edition, Gender Roles, gtYour, Insecurity, international dating, Latin culture, Latin women, latina, machismo, Masculinity, Nations, relationships, self esteem, Stereotypes, your country

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as explosive as your love life! Are you ready to dive into a world where the blocks are as stacked as the players? Join us if you think you can handle a Latina – because our server is hotter than a desert temple in the middle of summer!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a heartbroken ex looking for revenge, and the zombies are just misunderstood creatures looking for a friend. Can you survive the chaos and become the ultimate blocky champion?

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because on this server, anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find love in a world made of blocks! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Nijisisters’ 39 IQ Abomination: Minecraft Madness

39 iq, Abomination, Burn, chubba, collab, cry more, hololive, Losers, LOSING, ls, madness, Miko, Minecraft, Nijisisters, senchou, Suisei, vtuber community, w/, winning

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	238	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of taking L’s in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate winner’s club! We’ve got collabs with chubbas that will blow your mind and have you crying tears of joy. Suisei, Miko, Senchou – they’re all on our side, racking up those wins like nobody’s business. So if you want to be a part of the winning team, join us and leave those losers in the dust. Let the hololive spirit guide you to victory!

Poopocalypse Adventures

Adventures, challenging game, competitive multiplayer, difficult to master, Escape from Shitkov, experienced players, faggots with 1000+ hours, frustrating gameplay, get repeatedly killed, hardcore gaming experience, hardcore players, hiding in every nook and cranny, high skill ceiling, intense competition, maps open on 2nd monitors, Poopocalypse, rage inducing, skilled opponents, steep learning curve, strategic gameplay, SUCKS, try to play

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

Crafty Climate Deniers: Where Global Warming is Just a Myth!

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate, climate action, climate activism, climate awareness, climate change, climate crisis, climate denial, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate solutions, Crafty, deniers, Environmental Science, extreme weather events, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Myth, renewable energy, Scientific consensus, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8266
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lava flows like water and the creepers have a sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it blown up by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would be funny to rearrange your blocks.

Our server is known for its wacky adventures, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie chickens that took over the entire village. Or the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff and ended up crash landing in a pool of lava.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of peaceful activities for those who prefer a more laid-back experience. You can go fishing in our enchanted lakes, explore our vast underground caves filled with treasure, or just hang out with your friends and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

So come join us and see why everyone is saying, “Did it just get warmer?” on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in the most epic crossover ever! Join the fun now!

banner sim, Barbara, character banner, collaboration event, Crimson Night Fades, crossover, Daily check-in rewards, Epic, Explore Nature, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, mihoyo, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Trailer, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Web Event, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can dance the Macarena. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the dancers!

Need a break from all the craziness? Take a stroll through our enchanted forest where the trees sing Beyoncé songs and the flowers tell dad jokes. And don’t forget to visit our lava park where you can roast marshmallows and play volleyball with magma cubes.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a special redeemable code that unlocks a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Jack-Offs: Anon’s Minecraft Server of Questionable Requests

Anon, Anons, ANONYMOUS, arousal, Crafty, degradation, dirty talk, Domination, Erotic, exhibitionism, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Humiliation, jack off, JackOffs, kink, Masturbation, Minecraft, Pleasure, Questionable, Requests, Roleplay, Server, sexual, Submission, taboo, verbally abuse

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3960
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Ores Mined:	6688	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of chickens start attacking you because you forgot to pay your chicken tax. Or how about the time we had a giant zombie apocalypse and the only way to survive was to dance the Macarena? Trust us, you won’t find experiences like this anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants (you’ll thank us later).

Itachi’s Evil Lair: Where Villains Rule and Creepers Drool

Anime, anime character, BETRAYAL, brother, CREEPERS, Darkness, decision, Drool, Evil, Itachi, Itachis, Lair, long trail, Naruto, power, Redemption, redemption arc, regret, rule, sacrifice, Sasuke, tragic, tragic hero, uchiha clan, Villain, Villains

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	2136
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	174724
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Do you ever lay awake at night, pondering the question of whether Itachi should have stayed evil? Well, ponder no more, because on our Minecraft server, we wholeheartedly believe that Itachi should have embraced his dark side! Join us for epic battles, where you can choose to fight alongside the legendary Itachi as he reigns terror on the land.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady characters and uncover hidden treasures. And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers are friendly and love to give hugs.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s rewrite the story of Itachi together! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Hokage of the underworld.