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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1776 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. just kidding, they want diamonds.
oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? yes, you can ride them and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of minecraft like never before. trust us, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, but it will be a hilarious regret.