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| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 9440 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2490 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
