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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5791
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	183	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	219513	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Magic Items Found:	2828
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	6475	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Towns Built:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

artbook, booru, comicbin, computer wife, CreeperVillager, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebin, font change, general, image collections, legends of localization, merch, min3craft, recommendbin, smp, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, writebins

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Animals Bred:	157
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

❤ PandaMine ❤ Survival, MiniGames ★ 1.8-1.21 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.16.5, 1.21, 1.8, Active, Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Community, cool server, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fun, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Honest donation., Hosting, Hunger Games, Ip:, kind admins, Lucky blocks, Maniac, many players, Mario Party, Minecraft, Minigames, Mob Arena, No Lags, one block, Paintball, PandaMine, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, top server, VK GROUP, Website

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Star Shards Collected:	100

PandaMine 1.8 – 1.12.2 – 1.16.5 – 1.21 the top minecraft server

— Survival

— Mini-games

— Kind admins

— Many players

— Honest donation

— No lags

— Cool server

IP – PandaMC.ru

Website: http://pandamine.ru

VK group: https://vk.com/pandamine

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Analysis, Brainwaves, cognition, consideration, contemplation, Deep thinking, deliberation, ideas, introspection, meditation, mental processes, Minecraft, Musings, Opinions, PALS, Perception, PIXEL, pondering, Reflection, rumination, Server, speculation, Thoughts, viewpoints

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7966
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Will you be able to outbuild the Blocktopus and earn its respect? Only one way to find out!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!