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  • SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition

    SwipeCraft: Cosmetic Surgery Edition
    are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to be disappointed by the lack of matches? well, fear not, because on our minecraft server, your appearance doesn’t matter at all! in fact, we encourage you to embrace your inner derp and show off your unique skin designs.

    join us and be part of a community where cosmetic surgery is a thing of the past. no need for dermal fillers or anti-wrinkle injections here, just pure, unadulterated fun in the blocky world of minecraft.

    imagine a world where everyone looks like a pixelated potato, where beauty is in the eye of the beholder and not in the hands of a plastic surgeon. that’s the kind of world we’re building on our server, and we want you to be a part of it.

    so come on, ditch the dating apps and join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure in minecraft. who needs a facelift when you can have a blocky makeover instead? let’s build, mine, and laugh together on our one-of-a-kind server. see you there!

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  • OopsCraft: Wrong Message Edition

    OopsCraft: Wrong Message Edition
    Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing all day long? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the hilarious mishaps that happen on the daily!

    Join us for a chance to accidentally send a message to the wrong player, like inviting a creeper to a tea party or asking a zombie for fashion advice. Our community is full of wacky characters and crazy adventures that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you accidentally send a message to a villager confessing your undying love for their iron golem friend? Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and prepare for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments!

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  • PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition

    PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition
    so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u want a server that is, liek, totally cray cray? well, u gotta join this server cuz it’s, liek, soooo insane u won’t even believe it!

    we got, liek, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. and don’t even get me started on the zombie villagers that break out into dance parties every time the sun sets.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of ninja turtles? yea, that’s a thing on this server.

    so, if u wanna have a blast and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever, u gotta join us now! trust me, u won’t regret it.

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  • AutismCraft: Social Challenges Edition

    AutismCraft: Social Challenges Edition
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT WILL FIX UR BRAIN CONNECTIVITY AND MAKE U A SOCIAL GENIUS. U NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY BOUT TALKIN TO PEEPS OR READING SOCIAL CUES, DIS SERVER WILL MAKE U A PRO. U WILL BE THE COOLEST KID ON DA BLOCK, ALL THANKS TO MINECRAFT. TRUST ME, I’M A DOCTOR.

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  • ExBlockcation: Kids Edition

    ExBlockcation: Kids Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with an ex who puts work over their own kids? Look no further, join our server and escape the drama of co-parenting with a man who thinks a poolside vacation is more important than his daughter’s sports competition!

    Our server is filled with players who know the importance of family and won’t guilt trip you into changing your plans just to accommodate their last-minute holiday bookings. We’ve got a community of supportive players who will have your back when your ex tries to bully you into giving up your show tickets for his convenience.

    So, if you want a break from real-life drama and enjoy building virtual worlds with like-minded players, join our server now! Who needs a resort in the Med when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Plus, we promise no one will ever prioritize work over spending time with their kids on our server!

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  • TaxCraft: IRS Layoff Edition

    TaxCraft: IRS Layoff Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with the IRS during tax season? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We fired 8% of the IRS staff because they were too busy trying to audit our pixelated pig farms instead of helping the American people. Join us and watch as we give back the money saved from their salaries in the form of virtual diamonds and emeralds to all our players. Who needs a tax refund when you have a virtual treasure trove waiting for you in our server? Join now and let the virtual riches rain down on you!

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  • Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition

    Housework Havoc: Gender Gap Edition
    join dis epic minecraft server where the gender gap is so small, it’s like finding a diamond in a cave full of dirt! our players are so skilled at housework, they can build a mansion in minutes and still have time to bake a cake for everyone! come join the fun and help us close the gap even more, because who needs gender roles when you can have epic minecraft skills?!

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  • Grit Boosters: Teenage Boys Edition

    Grit Boosters: Teenage Boys Edition
    yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, fam! like, if you join dis server, you gonna level up yo grit like never before, especially if you a teenage boy. we got dis crazy intervention dat gonna make you believe in yo abilities so hard, you gonna be unstoppable in dis Minecraft world.

    imagine, you mining dem diamonds like a boss, building dem epic structures like a pro, all cuz you got dat grit boost from our server. ain’t no one gonna mess with you when you got dat confidence, son.

    so come join us and level up yo grit to infinity and beyond! ain’t no stopping you now, you gonna be da king of Minecraft in no time. let’s get it, fam!

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  • Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

    Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

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  • KremlinCraft: Trump Edition

    KremlinCraft: Trump Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where russia and trump team up to take over the world!!! build your own kremlin and plot world domination with your new bff trump!!! who needs democracy when you have minecraft??? join now for a chance to be put on the kremlin’s wall of fame for all eternity!!! hurry before putin changes his mind and bans minecraft forever!!! #russiatrumpminecrafttakeover

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