lol u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Mark Rutte as our next Secretary General! he be buildin’ epic bases and slayin’ creepers like a boss. Plus, he got all them NATO Allies backing him up, so you know it’s gonna be lit. Join now for a chance to team up with Mark Rutte and conquer the Minecraft world together! #MarkRutteForSecretaryGeneral #NATOAlliesUnite
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RutteCraft: NATO Edition
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DiabeticCraft: Night Light Edition
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! join our server and u will never have to worry about type 2 diabetes again! yep, that’s right! our late-night light will raise ur risk of type 2 diabetes by up to 67%! but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back! join our server and u will be guaranteed to develop type 2 diabetes in no time! who needs daytime activities when u can have diabetes instead? come join us and experience the thrill of high blood sugar levels and constant insulin injections! it’s a party u won’t wanna miss! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the diabetes fun begin!
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Welcome to the Crumpton SMP: Modded Edition! Where you can craft, build, chat, and be yourself. Just don’t ask about the voice chat…
Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server
Welcome to Crumpton SMP Minecraft Server
Join here https://discord.gg/mCJHgZCY
(people are rarely denied)
Server Info:
Crumpton SMP is a NEW modded survival server. Crumpton is the name of our group of friends who have made many different servers together before. Crumpton is our biggest and greatest creation yet.
At long last, the Crumpton Crew (Official) Minecraft Survival Server is here! Being a Create-based modded extravangansa, we believe “the more the merrier” in building an exciting and active community for content creation alongside casual play! The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack.
Our custom modpack includes additions which bring a lively and exciting new take on the SMP format. With additions that add to features like:
- Redstone
- Farming
- Cooking
- Building
- Weather
- Transport
- Economy
- Fishing
- Mining
- Exploring
- …and more!
If you play on Java and have any interest in Mods OR Minecraft, join today and get involved in our brimming little world!
Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server modded? Yes, it is a modded survival server with a custom modpack. What is the Create Mod? The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack, adding new features to the game. How can I join the server? Join by using the discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access. What kind of features does the modpack add? The modpack adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more. Can I play on the server if I use Java edition? Yes, the server is compatible with Java edition players.
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DagestanCraft: Suspicion Edition
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that’s got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster in a tornado!Picture this: you spawn in Russia, but not just any Russia, we’re talking Dagestan, baby! The land is mourning and suspicions are mounting after deadly attacks…but don’t worry, that just adds to the thrill of the game!
Join our server and you’ll be dodging creepers and griefers like a pro, all while trying to uncover the mystery behind the attacks. Will you be the hero that saves the day, or will you end up as just another block in the rubble?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a secret conspiracy involving diamond-stealing zombies and evil villagers plotting world domination. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server!
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QuarterCraft: Fair Rent Edition
Are you tired of living with roommates who think they own the place just because they had a baby? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual world where babies don’t increase the electricity bill and roommates don’t accuse you of not loving their child.On our server, you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called selfish or too faced. Plus, with our virtual rent and utilities system, you’ll never have to argue about who owes what. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, you can be the master of your own universe!
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KarmaCraft: Cash Out Edition
Are you tired of just collecting useless internet points? Well, on our Minecraft server, every karma point you earn can be exchanged for actual cold hard cash! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, on our server, karma is the real currency!But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy…but beware of the killer gummy bears!
So come join us on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player in Minecraft history just by racking up those karma points!
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PlasticCraft: Toothbrush Edition
so like, imagine this, right? you log into this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by giant toothbrushes and floss flying everywhere! it’s like a dental nightmare come to life, but in a hilarious way.join this server if you want to experience the thrill of battling toothbrush monsters and navigating through floss mazes. who knew oral hygiene could be so fun and dangerous at the same time?
plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough microplastics from the toothbrushes, you can use them to craft super powerful weapons and armor. who needs diamonds when you have plastic toothbrushes, am i right?
so come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the dental chaos that awaits you on this insane minecraft server!
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PainCraft: Ouch Edition
Have you ever been hit by a creeper explosion in Minecraft and felt the burning sensation of losing all your diamonds? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on the epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, engaging in intense chicken jousting tournaments, and participating in epic dance parties with Endermen. Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt (which is still not as bad as getting shot by a skeleton).
So, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to feel the adrenaline rush of battling a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head, then come join us! Trust us, the pain of missing out on this server will haunt you more than falling into a pit of lava.
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AdderallCraft: Parents Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.
So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!
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HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!