Our server is like a virtual IVF specialist, helping you birth amazing creations and conquer new territories. Plus, we have zero tolerance for irresponsible behavior, so you can rest assured that your hard work won’t go to waste.
Don’t let the unfairness of the universe get you down, join our server and let the stress melt away as you explore new worlds and make new friends. And hey, if you need to go LC with your sister in the real world, at least you can still game together on our server!
So come on over and join us for some Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be stressing about is how to build the coolest castle. See you in the virtual world!
but wait, there’s more! our server has the longest lasting brain-computer interface for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. u can control ur character with ur mind, no need for pesky keyboards or mice. it’s the future, dude.
join us now and experience the ultimate minecraft adventure. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.
We’ve got a community of players who aren’t afraid to speak their minds, even if it means being called sexist incels, toxic revisionists, or far-right Nazis who hate minorities. And let’s not forget about GamerGate 1, GamerGate 2.0, and the never-ending quest to expose the rats in the room (literally and figuratively).
So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server where anything can happen and where the jews in your gaming media can’t be trusted, then come on down to our SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just remember, the left may try to bury us, but we’ll never stop fighting for the truth. See you in the game, redditors of /v/!
We have a playlist of angelic tunes to keep you company as you build your holy empire, and don’t forget to check out our tie-in game where you battle demons and save souls.
Looking for some intense gaming action? Try out Ultrakill, the DooM Franchise, Faith: The Unholy Trinity, Binding of Isaac, and Blasphemous – because nothing says Christian SMP like slaying demons and monsters.
And if you’re interested in some lore, we’ve got you covered with our OC Lore, Fanon Lore, and BennyanonsLore. Dive into our Story Archive and get inspired to create your own tales of faith and adventure.
Join us on this wild ride of holy madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew Minecraft could be so… divine?
Imagine a world where you can steal the spotlight just like the OP plans to do at her brother’s baby shower. Who needs to follow the rules when you can make your own? Create chaos, stir up trouble, and watch the drama unfold as you announce your own pregnancy at someone else’s special event.
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But wait, there’s more! Need an AFK strat? Check out our pastebin for the ultimate guide. And if you’re leveling up, we’ve got you covered with our Season XP Leveling Pace tracker.
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