Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PromoCraft: Family Drama Edition

relationships, love, Drama, destiny, Selfishness

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all your real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! 🌟

🤣 Looking for a place to forget about your dad’s secret second marriage and your sister’s non-verbal autism? Look no further, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next! 🤣

🚀 Join us and leave behind all the stress of being a tech lead with a sick father and a demanding family. Here, the only thing you’ll be leading is your Minecraft character to victory! 🚀

🌈 Build your dream world, conquer epic quests, and make friends who won’t judge you for wanting to be selfish just this once. After all, in Minecraft, it’s all about YOU! 🌈

💥 So what are you waiting for? Leave your worries at the hospital lobby and join our server for a wild ride of fun, laughter, and pixelated adventures! 💥

(Note: This server is not responsible for any real-life problems you may encounter while playing Minecraft. Please play responsibly and remember to take breaks to care for your family, even if they’re not as cool as your virtual Minecraft family.)

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

Blender models, smp, trike, Trish Edition, Low Poly models

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

mental health workers, dark thoughts, Mental health resources, medication, lying..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

new threads, CraftyCreators, steam games, webmcam, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where after 100 years of development, we have finally released the most epic edition of Minecraft ever! We have added flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that you can actually taste the virtual food in the game. That’s right, take a bite out of that virtual cake and experience the deliciousness for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw epic parties every night? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Loli Server

fetish, Thread, Crafty, Aesthetic, FANTASY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.

BradleyCraft: Ukraine Edition

WARFARE, FOREIGN AID, Old US Bradleys, weapons, Business Insider

so, u know u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u why u should totally hop on this crazy train.

first of all, we got old US Bradleys running around like they’re on a mission from the minecraft gods. these bad boys are becoming LEGENDS in Ukraine, like, can u even imagine? they’re like the superheroes of the server, taking out creepers and zombies left and right.

and get this, when u join, u get to ride in one of these bad boys. yep, u heard me right. u can hop in a Bradley and go on a wild ride through the minecraft world, blowing stuff up and causing chaos wherever u go. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with explosions.

plus, when u join, u get a special quest to find all the hidden weapons u need to become a true minecraft warrior. u gotta search high and low, battle monsters, and solve puzzles to collect them all. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but way more dangerous.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those Bradleys, they’re a force to be reckoned with.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

legal implications, case worker, adoption, foster parent, professional ethics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!

Creeper’s Chaos: Ukraine Edition

international relations, Ukraine, civilian casualties, Conflict, Infrastructure

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIAN MISSILES CAN’T HANDLE THE POWER! EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, JUST LIKE FIREWORKS ON NEW YEAR’S EVE! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS! WHO NEEDS ELECTRICITY WHEN YOU HAVE EXPLOSIONS TO LIGHT UP THE NIGHT? COME ON, DON’T BE A CHICKEN, JOIN THE MADNESS!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

SleepyPrincessSMP, Manga, Sequel, fairy tale, adaptation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

Chaos in the 21st Century: Modern Anarchy Server for Java Edition

Survival, Century, Hacks, Community, Server

Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts!

Server IP: modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

Support the Chaos:

Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Can I use hacks on the server?

Yes, you can use hacks like a pro on the server. However, please refrain from using hacks for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

Are there any bans on the server?

No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for specific violations mentioned above.

Is the server reset at any point?

No, the server has no resets ever. You can build and survive without the fear of losing your progress.

Can I explore the world freely?

Yes, you can explore a vast 3×3 million block world border. Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 and redefine your survival journey.

Is there any teleportation or shortcuts available?

No, there are no teleports or shortcuts on the server. It’s an authentic vanilla anarchy experience with no compromises in survival skills.