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UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition
$50 billion, assets, crisis response, diplomatic agreement, diplomatic resolution, economic stability, economic support, Edition, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, frozen, frozen Russian assets, G7 leaders, geopolitical crisis, global politics, international aid, International cooperation, international relations, political intervention, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCrafthaha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land! -
MineTunez: Fav Song Edition
all-time favorite, beloved song, best song, classic song, Edition, FAV, Favorite, favorite music, favorite song, favorite track, favorite tune, greatest song, memorable song, MineTunez, Music, song, timeless song, top favorite, top hit, top pick, TOP SONG, ultimate favorite, ultimate songAre you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate jam session! Picture this: you and your fellow players rocking out to your favorite songs while building epic structures and battling mobs. And the best part? The creepers are afraid of music, so you’ll never have to worry about them sneaking up on you while you’re belting out your favorite tunes. So come join us and let’s turn this Minecraft world into a musical masterpiece! -
ChillCraft: Brain Freeze Edition
Brain, brain development, brain health, brain research, brain scans, brain structure, children’s health, Chillcraft, cognitive development., cold exposure, early life exposure, Edition, environmental factors, Fetal development, FREEZE, heat exposure, long-term impacts, neuroscience, poorer neighborhoods, preadolescents, socioeconomic disparities, temperature extremes, temperature sensitivity, white matter microstructureso, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
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CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition
Cannabis, CannabisCraft, classification, controlled substance, criminalization, drug abuse, drug policy, drug trafficking, Edition, enforcement, Government, illegal drugs, legalization, legislation, medical marijuana, Narcotics, public health, recreational use, regulations, rules, Southeast Asia, thai, thailandlol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all! -
DadCraft: Microbiome Edition
DadCraft, delivery mode, Edition, father’s role, fathers, Gut microbes, infant development, infant gut health, infant health, INFANTS, long-term effects, maternal gut microbiome, maternal transmission, microbial transfer, Microbiome, microbiome diversity, microbiome research, microbiome stability, microbiome transmission, newborn babies, parent-child microbiome relationship, parental contribution, parental influenceso, like, u know how moms give babies their gut stuff, right? well, turns out dads do it too! like, who knew, right? so, like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can get all the gut microbes u need from ur dad, just like in real life! after a year, u’ll be like a mini version of ur dad, but in minecraft form! come join us and get all the dad microbes u need for a healthy gut and a wacky adventure in our server! it’s gonna be wild, dude! -
UkraineCraft2024: G7 Edition
$50 billion, 2024.., Agreement, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., economic development, economic support, Edition, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, G7, Global cooperation, international relations, Leaders, long-term commitment, political decision, Ukraine, UkraineCraft2024, UnblockLOLZ, forget about G7 leaders, come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we unblock $50 billion worth of DIAMONDS for YOU by the end of 2024!Why waste time with boring politics when you can be mining and crafting with us? Our server is so LIT that even Herobrine himself is jealous!
Join now for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, and become the richest player in the land by selling dirt for emeralds!
Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server TODAY and let the BLOCKS OF WEALTH rain down upon you! 🤣🎮💎 #MinecraftMadness #DiamondsForDays
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MioCraft Server – Fight Edition
covers, Edition, Fight, Fight edition, Group songs, hololive, Hololive Gamers, June Bride Voice Pack, keycaps, Manga, merch, MioCraft, Mion, Nanoblock Mio, night walk, Omocat, Ookami Mio, private VODs, Server, Situation hololive, twitter, vods, Yamato Phantasia, 大神ミオLooking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Mio’s singing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by wolves, fight off creepers with the power of song, and mine for diamonds while listening to Mio’s latest hits!But that’s not all – our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Mio once tamed a dragon with her amazing vocals and now it patrols the server, protecting all players from any griefers who dare to mess with her fans.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself! From group covers to nanoblock Mio creations, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a dragon that’s a fan of Mio’s music? Join now and let the craziness begin!
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FlipCraft: No Personality Edition
bland homes, characterless homes, Edition, FlipCraft, flipped homes, Home decor, home design, home improvement, home renovation, Home staging, House Flipping, interior design, investment properties, market trends, modern homes, neutral colors, Personality, personality-less homes, profit margins, Property flipping, real estate, renovated properties, selling homesyo, come join dis server where all da homes have been FLIPPED like a pancake on a Sunday morning. we got houses dat are so bland and boring, dey sell for MILLIONS. why? cuz dey got NO personality or character, just like dat one weird kid in high school. join now and experience da thrill of living in a house dat makes u question ur own existence. it’s like living in a black and white movie, but without da cool jazz music. so come on down and see for urself why our server is da hottest spot for all da soulless homes in Minecraft. -
ToxicTechCraft: Louisiana Edition
air monitoring, air quality, carcinogen, chemical exposure, concentrations, Edition, environmental health, environmental monitoring, Equipment, estimated, hazardous, health risks, high-tech, industrial emissions, industrialized, Louisiana, mobile labs, Pollution, pollution control, public health, researchers, southeast Louisiana, ToxicTechCraftYo, yo, yo! Come join our Minecraft server, where the air is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re breathing in unicorn farts! We’ve got researchers with their fancy schmancy equipment making sure our virtual world is safer than a bubble wrapped kitten.These mobile labs are like something out of a sci-fi movie, cruising through our industrialized stretch of Minecraft land like they own the place. And get this, they found levels of a carcinogen that were like, 20 times higher than anyone thought! But don’t worry, we banned that carcinogen from our server faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”.
So come on down and join the fun! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret conspiracy involving evil creepers and enchanted pork chops. The possibilities are endless on our server, so don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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MicrobeMayhem: Age Swap Edition
age, aged mice, aging, aging effects, aging in humans, Edition, gut health, Gut microbes, gut microbiome, health, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory processes, MicrobeMayhem, microbial transplant, microbiology, microbiome changes, microbiota, research, study, Swap, systemwide inflammation, young miceso, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, we got gut microbes from aged mice being transplanted into young mice, and it’s like, causing all this crazy inflammation and stuff. it’s like, aging in humans but in Minecraft, bro.come join our server and experience the wild world of gut microbiome madness. who knew that tiny microbes could cause such chaos in the Minecraft universe? it’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man.
so, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate inflammation-inducing adventure, join our server now. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane experience. let’s get this gut microbe party started! 🐭🎉
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CraftyFap Minecraft Server
adult content, arousal, Climax, CraftyFap, desire, dirty talk, Discord, Edition, FANTASY, fappy talky, fetishes, heating up, jerk off, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, stimulation, tabooWelcome to the most faptastic Minecraft server out there – /dft/! Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, on our server, you can post all about your wildest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session while playing Minecraft.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so hot, it’s literally heating up edition! We’ve got lava pits for you to jump into, fiery mobs to battle, and even a sauna where you can relax after a long day of mining and fapping.
So why wait? Join us on /dft/ and let your freak flag fly high in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to keep it PG-13 – we don’t want any creepers creeping where they shouldn’t be!
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CeasefireCraft: UN Security Council Edition
Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Council, Diplomacy, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, global politics, international relations, Israel, israel palestine conflict, MIDDLE EAST, peace agreement, Peacekeeping, Plan, political negotiations, SECURITY, Truce, UN Security Council, united nations, United Nations Security Council, united states, USyo, you gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the UN Security Council up in here, except we ain’t talkin’ ’bout peace treaties, we talkin’ ’bout buildin’ epic structures and takin’ down creepers like a boss.we got the US and Israel on board, so you know it’s gonna be lit. we even got a ceasefire plan for when things get too crazy in the PvP arena.
come join us and be a part of history in the makin’. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to bring peace to the land of blocks and diamonds. or maybe you’ll just blow stuff up. either way, it’s gonna be a blast.
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PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP
beloved memento, beloved possession, cherished object, cherished possession, favorite keepsake, favorite possession, important possession, irreplaceable item, irreplaceable treasure, keepsake, meaningful item, Minecraft, PossessionObsession, priceless memento, priceless possession, prized possession, sentimental item, sentimental treasure, smp, special memento, treasured belonging, valuable keepsake, valuable possessionAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).
But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!
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PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns
abnormal phobias, atypical fears, bizarre anxieties, bizarre phobias, eccentric fears, extraordinary fears, fear, odd anxieties, outlandish phobias, peculiar anxieties, peculiar phobias, PhobiaCraft, quirky phobias, rare fears, strange fears, strange phobias, uncommon fears, uncommon phobias, unheard of phobias, unicorns, unique phobias, unusual phobia, weird phobiasAre you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!
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KyivKaboomCraft
aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFAREjoin our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos! -
No Ego Zone
Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, ZoneHEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!
ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!
SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!
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Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism
autoimmune, autoimmune diseases, Breakthrough, Craft, disease mechanism, diseases, immune dysfunction, immune regulation, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Mechanism, medical science, molecular mechanism, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, neurological disorders, research, Reveals, study, treatment target, Yale-led studyso, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.
come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.
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Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
1 year later, Adventures, blocky, future perspectives, hindsight, long-term effects, looking back, Minecraft, one year later analysis, one year later contemplation, one year later hindsight, one year later musings, one year later opinions, one year later reflections, one year later review, one year later thoughts, one year on, opinions after time, past experiences, reflections, Server, thoughts after a year, time passingAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!
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High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night
analytical, Brainiac, brainpower, Brainy, brainy movie, Clever, clever movie, Cognitive, critical thinking, GENIUS, GIFTED, HIGH, High IQ, high IQ movie, intellectual, intellectual movie, intelligence, Mensa, Mensa level, Minecraft, Movie, night, Smart, smpWelcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.
So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.
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CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server
6AM, Airport, airport pickup, CraftyRoomies, day off, Early, exchange, Favor, Food, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, offer, overthinking, Plans, Poor, Ride, roommate, Server, sleep schedule, Sunday, trap, Uber, Upset, weekendAre you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind! -
Mum’s the Word Minecraft
AITAH, Boundaries, Boyfriend, co parenting, Communication, Correction, dad, DAUGHTER, disagreement, ex, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, Marriage, Minecraft, mum, Mums, parenting, relationships, step parent, titles, WordWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!
But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.
So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?
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WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP
bizarre locations, hidden corners, intimate acts, intimate moments, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd spots, personal time, private activities, private moments, Secret Places, self love, self pleasure, smp, solo activities, Solo Sex, strange places, unconventional spots, unique experiences, unusual experiences, unusual locations, WackyWankSpot, weird placesLooking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!