KamalaCraft2024: Fake News Edition

fake news, Hit and Run, KamalaCraft2024, russia, Propaganda

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that shoots you into the sky at warp speed. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. but beware, there’s a secret society of evil creepers plotting to take over the server, so you better join our side and help us defeat them with our army of flying pigs armed with laser beams. trust us, this server is so lit, even Kamala Harris would want to play here.

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The Ice Cube – Brain Freeze Edition

Minecraft, Entertained, Jobs, Server, Community

Server Overview

IP	play.cubedao.net
Version	1.8 – 1.21.1

The Survival gamemode is the ultimate Minecraft survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.

IP: play.cubedao.net

Information: https://docs.cubedao.net/

Forums: https://cubedao.net/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.cubedao.net with the specified version of Minecraft.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, there are specific rules and guidelines to follow on our server. You can find them in our documentation.
What features does the server offer?	The server offers an in-game economy, jobs, quests, skills, and more to enhance your survival experience.

MommaCraft: MIL Edition

future together, financial fraud, covering up, Resentment, family drama

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law stealing from her own dying father? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Our server is so insane, even your partner’s mom would be shocked! With hidden treasures, epic battles, and secret alliances, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, if you think your mother-in-law is bad, just wait until you meet our resident villain, the Ender Dragon’s evil twin sister, Brenda the Betrayer! She’ll make you rethink all your family drama.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a soap opera, join our server today! Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even your mother-in-law teaming up with a creeper to steal your diamonds!

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Droughts R Us: Climate Change Edition

climate science, global warming, Edition, climate adaptation, climate variability

HEY U, YEAH U! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DOING THE MACARENA? WELL, THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, PIGS THAT CAN FLY, AND TREES THAT GROW GOLDEN APPLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A SECRET AGENT TRYING TO STEAL ALL THE CAKE? YEAH, CRAZY RIGHT?

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS ARE ACTUALLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF! JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE SNEAKY SKELETONS, THEY’RE ALWAYS TRYING TO STEAL YOUR SHOES!

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PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

Boundaries, DISRESPECTFUL, Boyfriend, Understanding, Apology

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

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BoomCraft: Lebanon Edition

Beirut, News, Edition, device, emergency response

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world where explosions are happening left and right. here, the only explosions you’ll see are the ones from creepers blowing up your house! forget about real life drama and come build a fortress to protect yourself from the craziness happening outside. trust us, it’s safer here than in lebanon right now. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any disaster that comes your way. so what are you waiting for? join now and start crafting your way to safety!

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CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

international relations, Political unrest, Kremlin, CoupCraft, armenia

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

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PortuGrief: Wildfire Edition

emergency services, emergency response, PortuGrief, wildfire prevention, emergency declaration

come join our minecraft server where the only thing raging out of control are the epic builds and crazy adventures! forget about wildfires, we’ve got fire-breathing dragons roaming the land ready to challenge you to a build-off!

portugal may be in a state of calamity, but on our server, the only calamity you’ll face is trying to decide which epic minigame to play first! from spleef to parkour to pvp battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

so grab your pickaxe and join us today for a wild ride of fun and excitement! who needs real life drama when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the adventure begin!

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99%Craft: Future Edition

imminent developments, foreseeable outcomes, surefire predictions, upcoming trends, near-future projections

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

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Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

ONLINE, adult roleplay, Party, Roleplaying, ERP Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

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