Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CleanCraft: Wife Edition

Loneliness, independence skills, help out, ptsd, CleanCraft

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely, unheard slave in your own home? Do you want to escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

On our server, you can build your dream home without anyone making a mess or labeling you as “angry.” Want to teach your daughter some independence skills? No problem, she’ll actually listen to you here! And don’t worry about your wife complaining about the mess – on our server, everything stays clean and tidy.

Escape the cycle of frustration and join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy for PTSD when you can just block out the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise? Plus, no one will judge you for wanting to distance yourself from your family – in fact, they’ll probably join you in building a fortress of solitude.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly therapeutic experience. Divorce may be inevitable in real life, but in our virtual world, the only thing you’ll be divorcing is your old, messy life.

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Depressed Craft: Immune Edition

inflammatory markers, immune system activation, mental health, treatment options, immune

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle depression with immune system activation!! we got all the anti-inflammatories you need to kick those sad vibes to the curb and start building your way to happiness!! our players have reported feeling 100% better after just one session of fighting off those pesky inflammation mobs. don’t let standard antidepressants bring you down, join us and let’s kick depression’s butt together!!

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VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

young, e-cigarettes, smoking, VapeCrafters, Edition

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

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DiamondDoge – Minecraft SMP: GME Isolation Edition

Avoid DSPP, The Everything Short, DD Compilation, Real-Time Trades, Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

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Blocky Love Live! Minecraft Server – /llsifg/ #3767: Shiriko Edition

Eternal Hours, dead game offline, blocky, Love Live! School Idol Festival, SIF2 databases

Welcome to Zenkai no /llsifg/! Where the Autumn gacha is hotter than a lava pit and Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club is taking over like a creeper explosion! Join us on our TOKIMEKI Roadmap to Future releases on Switch on April 24th, because who needs diamonds when you have idol power?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Mira-Cra Park! 3rd Single on October 2nd and get ready for Superstar S3 to begin airing on October 6th. Trust us, the OP and ED singles on October 23rd will have you mining for more. And don’t even get us started on the Superstar S3 insert single 1 on November 13th – it’s like finding a diamond in a cave!

Feeling theatrical? Genjitsu no Yohane theatrical compilation movie releases in Japanese theaters on November 29th, and it’s more epic than a dragon battle. Plus, the Cerise Bouquet + Dollchesta + Mira-Cra Park! 2nd unit split single on December 4th will have you crafting new dance moves.

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, Nijigasaki Final Chapter part 1 OST drops on December 4th, followed by the Superstar S3 insert single 2 on December 11th. It’s a rollercoaster of music and madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of idol adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t miss out on the Aqours Final Live announcement – it’s going to be bigger than a mansion build!

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Brit Feel Minecraft Server

anal play, britfeel, Server, british humor, british people

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the anal milking edition you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can milk cows…from their butts! That’s right, forget traditional cow milking, we take it to a whole new level. Plus, our cows are extra gassy, so you might just get a surprise fart boost while you’re at it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Butt Diamond Mine, where you can dig for diamonds in the most unconventional way possible. Just watch out for the explosive gas pockets that might send you flying!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on the challenge of the Butt Boss, a giant cow with a never-ending supply of milk…and a deadly butt stomp attack. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our anal milking edition Minecraft server today and prepare for a buttload of fun!

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Snoot Saturday – Wagie Wesley Edition Minecraft SMP

gvh download, Downloads, Low Poly models, Snootboorus, Greentext Mega

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a creeper has TNT, and our community is crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie villager. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So why wait? Join now and become part of the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there!

And remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun – and maybe watch out for those sneaky creepers. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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BimboCraft – Friends Edition

personal boundaries, young adult, peer pressure, group dynamics, BimboCraft

Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

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CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, Lyrics, cringe-worthy lyrics, awkward

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

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HangryCraft: Hunger Games Edition

SECURITY, military bases, law enforcement, burglaries, games

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got soldiers from North Korea robbing houses for food! Like, imagine sneaking around with these hungry soldiers trying to steal some bread while dodging the military police. It’s like a real-life Hunger Games, but in Minecraft! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna witness the chaos of military bases being raided by hangry soldiers in a virtual world? Come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit AF!

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