Are you tired of boring old politics and economics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump’s tariffs are the talk of the town…literally! Watch as players build giant walls around their virtual houses to keep out those pesky imported goods. Will the price of diamonds skyrocket due to trade wars? Only time will tell on our wacky server! Join now for a chance to see virtual chaos unfold in the most unexpected ways!
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TariffCraft: Inflation Edition
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SnapCraft: Wife Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and avoid weight-related arguments with your significant other.On our server, you can create a virtual paradise without worrying about the number on the scale. No need to count calories or argue about who needs to diet more – just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring with your fellow players.
Plus, with our magical Minecraft potions, you can transform into any size or shape you desire. Want to be a giant towering over the landscape? Done. Prefer to be a tiny pixie flitting through the trees? We’ve got you covered.
So come join us on our server and leave the weight debates behind. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft? See you there!
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Hate to Fun: Minecraft Edition
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!Join us for epic adventures and quests that will have you laughing until you cry. Build your dream castle on a floating island or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can dance the night away surrounded by sparkling gems and funky beats. And don’t forget about our annual Ender Dragon Derby, where players compete in a high-speed race through the End dimension on the backs of flying pigs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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HackCraft: Social Media Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate life hack for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the most insane tricks and hacks that will blow your mind. Need to build a castle in seconds? We got you covered. Want to tame a dragon and ride it into battle? No problem, we’ve got dragons on speed dial. Our server is so clever, it’s basically like hacking the game itself. So why waste time on other servers when you can join us and level up your Minecraft experience to epic proportions? Come join the fun and see for yourself!
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UkraineCraft: Trump Edition
so, like, have u ever wanted to be a part of a minecraft server that is so lit, even trump would wanna play on it? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity! we got creeper explosions that are yuge, just like trump’s hands. u can build a wall around ur base to keep out all the haters, just like trump wants to do with mexico. and if u ever feel like starting a war, just remember, trump would totally approve cuz he’s all about that conflict. so come join us on this server and make minecraft great again! #buildawall #trumpapproved
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TypoCraft: Spellcheck Edition
Are you tired of constantly misspelling “potato” in the chat? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special spell-checking plugin that will correct all your potato-related typos! Join us and never embarrass yourself again with your potato spelling skills! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of potato-loving wizards who will grant you unlimited potato powers if you can spell it correctly three times in a row. So come join us and become the ultimate potato spelling champion!
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BrainyCraft: COVID Edition
Yo, so like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got SARS-CoV-2 evolving faster than a speeding bullet in your brain, not in your lungs, bro! Like, imagine fighting off zombies and creepers while also dealing with COVID-19 symptoms in your virtual world. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and confusion, but in a fun way, ya know? Plus, our study with mouse models shows that the virus is mutating like crazy in the brain, especially in the spike protein. So if you wanna experience the ultimate challenge and have a wild time, come join us on this wacky server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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Chaos Cubed: Minecraft Edition for Grown-Ups! Whitelist Required!
Cubed Chaos Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name: Cubed Chaos Version: b1.2 and up World File Size: 50 GB Server Datapacks
Gameplay Enhancements Crafting Enhancements Cubed Chaos Exclusives Anti Endermen grief Back to Blocks Renewable Gilded Blackstone Anti Ghast grief Blackstone Cobblestone Crafting Smeltable Amethyst Shards Armour Statues Charcoal to Black Dye Craftable Raw Ores
Server Rules
Golden Rules: Don’t be a prick. No Griefing: Pranks are fun, demolishing someone’s base is griefing. No Thieving: No stealing from other players.
Apply for Cubed Chaos
Join our Public Discord to apply. There is a 30-day probation period. Good luck!
FAQ
Q: Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?
A: Yes, we welcome players of all skill levels.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building bases?
A: Players are encouraged to have their own bases, but also contribute to the market at spawn.
Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?
A: PvP is allowed, but thieving and griefing are not tolerated.
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UNcraft Server: IDF Edition
so like, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting involved! they detained a UN team because they thought there was a terror suspect embedded in the group. like, what even?! join this server for some crazy adventures and maybe even get detained by the IDF too! who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server!
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BlockyLove: Demand Withdrawal Edition
So, like, imagine you and your Minecraft buddy are like, trying to build a sick castle together, right? But then, like, one of you is all like, “We need more diamonds!” and the other is just like, “Nah, I’m good with stone.” That’s demand-withdrawal, bro! And that’s totally not cool for your Minecraft relationship, dude.But hey, if you join our epic Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about demand-withdrawal ruining your fun! Our community is all about open communication and working together to build the most epic creations ever. Plus, we have so many diamonds, you won’t know what to do with them all! So come join us and say goodbye to relationship and sexual satisfaction issues in Minecraft. Let’s build some crazy stuff together, dude!