Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

banter, fascists, Cum, Minecraft, PIXEL

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything too seriously! We call it the Fascists cum edition because we’re all about uniting players in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible.

Join us for epic battles where the only weapons allowed are rubber chickens and banana peels. Build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot glitter from their horns.

But beware, there’s a secret hidden within the server that only the bravest players can uncover. Legend has it that there’s a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until you cry. Remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there!

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No Nut November Minecraft SMP General

Support, Edition, smp, Fun, Minecraft

Welcome to the Sweaty Femboy Armpits Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with bonding, bullying, teasing, and even posting porn (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. They may seem cute and innocent, but don’t be fooled – they have a strict “no griefing” policy and will ban anyone who dares to mess with their creations.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on in and join the chaos! Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in the world of Sweaty Femboy Armpits.

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Trash General Minecraft SMP #2917: Nuckelavee (Forma de Chica) Edition

Nuckelavee, viz media, RT content, chica, Minecraft

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We have only one rule: you can love RWBY, you can hate RWBY, but for the love of Notch, don’t tell us it’s good.

But that’s not all! We have events crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and Patch will rise again (whatever that means). Plus, we have a Pastebin that’s more mysterious than a hidden diamond vein.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. Just remember, don’t believe their lies and always be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few troll posts).

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Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

Edition, fanfiction, bakes, Doki, nonstop

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

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Loli and Hebe’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Boundaries, sensitive topic, underage, forum, Sexualization

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server spawn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you can catch it. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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”” /Pixelated/ /ASEAN/ /Adventures/ /Minecraft SMP/ ””

organized crime, Asia-Pacific, transnational crime, Asian organized crime, Gang

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, Yakuza edition! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a virtual gangster in the world of blocks and pixels. Our server is run by a group of ruthless Minecraft mob bosses who will stop at nothing to maintain order and control in our virtual city.

But don’t worry, joining the Yakuza edition SMP isn’t all about crime and chaos. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most extravagant and over-the-top structures, with the loser having to pay a hefty virtual fine to the mob bosses.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your hand at robbing other players’ virtual banks and stealing their precious diamonds. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you get caught!

So come join us on the Yakuza edition SMP for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

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/SMP/ – Minecraft Slutposting General

Housewife’s Bull Edition, Welcoming, Slutposting, sksg, draw

Welcome to the Housewife’s Bull Edition Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories. From building giant phallic structures to starting wars over who stole whose diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on the Housewife’s Bull Edition SMP.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every week where players must dress up as their favorite senran character and participate in a battle royale to see who will be crowned the ultimate shinobi. Trust us, things get heated (literally, because we set the arena on fire).

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to lose all sense of sanity and dignity along the way. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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Crafty Boobs Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Edition, Server, Boobs, nice tits edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the Social – nice tits edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player because of their epic building skills and, you guessed it, their nice tits. People from all over the Minecraft world flocked to our server just to catch a glimpse of these legendary tits. And you could be next!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Hot Tub Party at Spawn”. We also have exclusive in-game items like the “Boob Plate Armor” and the “Bootylicious Sword”. Trust me, you won’t find these anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the Social – nice tits edition family. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to have everyone talking about your amazing building skills and, of course, your nice tits.

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Minecraft SMP: /ptg/ – Finally Fug You Riggers Edition

FINALLY FUG YOU RIGGERS EDITION, @POTUS45, Donald J Trump, President Trump Speaks at Macon, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the owner! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is running his very own Minecraft server.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to play on a server owned by the one and only Trump, but you’ll also have the chance to attend virtual rallies and speeches in-game. Imagine building your blocky mansion while listening to President Trump give a fiery speech about making Minecraft great again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where Trump keeps all of his rare diamond blocks. Will you be the one to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfBlocks #Trump2024 #DiamondsForEveryone

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Minecraft SMP – Punishing Gray Raven General – Witch Bianca Edition

Limited Rate-up Banner, punishing gray raven, useful links, smp, Raven

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but dirt houses and basic farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs Witch Nanami when you can team up with a group of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a pack of creepers on a rampage?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Gray Ravens from another dimension want in on the action. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with these futuristic warriors and take on challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

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