Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Furry Visual Novels Minecraft SMP

compilation, Talk, fvn, Straight.., twink

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no flair or pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got everything from gay to straight, bara to twink, femboy to Western, Japanese to human MC, and even anthro MC – we’ve got it all!

Join us on this crazy adventure where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Our pastebin is filled with FVNs that are worth playing (or at least worth keeping an eye on) so you’ll never run out of fun things to do.

Anyone can contribute to the pastebin, so you can add your own insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

Equity Total Return Swaps, The Everything Short, DD Compilation, Gamestop hustle, Geo Neo Fio Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

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BOOM Minecraft SMP DYNAMITE GAME THREAD #1 (BOOOOOOOM EDITION)

Orange Cassidy, contract signing, wrestling, ricochet, will ospreay

Get ready for some epic Minecraft mayhem on our server tonight! Join us for an outrageous All Star 8-Man Tag Team Match featuring the likes of Steve, Creeper, Enderman, and Zombie taking on Alex, Skeleton, Witch, and Slime. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of the blocks?

But that’s not all! Witness Darby Allin face off against the legendary Herobrine in a match for the ages. Can Darby overcome the supernatural powers of Herobrine, or will he fall victim to his mind games?

And don’t miss out on the showdown between Orange Steve and Villager Yuta. It’s a battle of wits and strength as these two square off in a race to build the ultimate base.

Plus, special guest appearances by Notch and Herobrine as they sign a contract for their upcoming showdown at the Minecraft Pay-Per-View event!

Join us tonight for all the madness and mayhem on our server – you won’t want to miss a single blocky moment!

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Minecraft SMP – Chief xisters NFL Edition

longing, kansas city, wish, aspirations, envy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a cave filled with creepers!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our admin team is always ready to spice things up by randomly spawning in a herd of angry llamas to keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds guarded by a group of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you be the hero to stop them or will you join their feathered army?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

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Minecraft SMP: Mia Monday – Two Mouthfuls of Parasaur Pussy Edition

MIA, Parasaur, Snoot Game, pussy, Blender models

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the legendary Snoot Mods that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to hug a gator? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art that will make your head spin. From Snootboorus to AI chatbots, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover what it’s called when you…uh, well, you know. Just come join us, okay? 😂🐊🎮

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Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

ground battles, statistics, tech trees, Crafty, Game Mechanics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a dogfight in War Thunder? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re flying a jet while riding a dragon in Minecraft.

Join us for insane battles, crazy tech trees, and weapons that will make your enemies run for cover. Our community is so dedicated, they’ve created fan content that will blow your mind. And if you’re looking for guides on missiles, radars, and radar warning receivers, we’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! We even have tanks with thermals and generations that will make you question reality. And if you ever receive mysterious runes in the mail, just use our Yandex OCR to decode them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now before the next patch drops and devblog season begins. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Minecraft SMP: /vore/ – Vore General

search, general, pastebin, Thread, desuarchive

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take vore to a whole new level with our Bubble Dragon Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane vore adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Ever wanted to be swallowed whole by a giant bubble dragon in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is home to the most epic vore experiences you’ll ever encounter. From being gobbled up by a slime to getting devoured by a creeper, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have vore ASMR sessions to help you relax and drift off to sleep. Imagine falling asleep to the soothing sounds of someone getting eaten alive by a zombie pigman. It’s weirdly comforting, trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive headfirst into the world of vore like never before. Just be prepared for some seriously bizarre and hilarious moments along the way. Let’s get voring, baby!

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The Blocky Brit Minecraft Server

music critics, Minecraft, the rolling stones, Edition, mick jagger

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the iconic album “Tattoo You” by The Rolling Stones to life in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with music, mayhem, and mining.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to tattoo your character with all sorts of crazy designs inspired by The Rolling Stones themselves. Want a giant lips tattoo on your back? We got you covered. How about a snake tattoo on your arm? No problem!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Rolling Stones concert stage, where you can rock out with your fellow players and put on epic performances for virtual crowds. Trust us, Mick Jagger himself would be proud.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground dungeon inspired by the album’s dark and mysterious vibes. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within its depths that only the bravest adventurers can uncover.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the magic of “Tattoo You” like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with rock ‘n’ roll madness!

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Certified Retard Minecraft SMP – Rachel Zegler Edition

attention seeker, Zegler, celebrity drama, Rachel, Kimmel

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the crazies out there! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

We have a strict “no normal person allowed” policy, so if you’re a certified retard like Rachel Zegler or a raging narcissist who can’t live without attention, this is the place for you! Our server is like a never-ending apology tour where Disney sends you on a mission to tone down your feminist liberal rhetoric, but you just can’t help but stir up drama by posting “free Palestine” while promoting your latest build.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughs, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not). Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our Minecraft SMP!

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Crafty Celeb Thread Minecraft Server

Edition, hair removal, Beauty Tips, waxing, Server

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with rough, hairy legs? Well, look no further because our server is the Smooth Legs Edition!

Join us for a wild ride where all the mobs have silky smooth legs and the creepers even shave before exploding. Our server is so smooth, even the diamonds slide right into your inventory without a glitch.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Legless Enderman, who hops around on one leg and steals your blocks while laughing maniacally. And don’t even get us started on the Smooth Spider Queen, who spins webs made of hair conditioner and traps unsuspecting players in silky cocoons.

So come on down to the Smooth Legs Edition and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your razor and some lotion, because things are about to get smooth and slippery!

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