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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! This server is like a jungle gym on steroids, with vines and foliage everywhere you turn. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our spawn point is actually a giant ivy-covered treehouse that you have to climb to get to. And trust me, there are some crazy surprises waiting for you at the top. Let’s just say, it involves flying pigs and disco balls.

    2. The mobs on this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, we’ve got English Ivy Monsters that will chase you down with their leafy tentacles and try to tickle you to death. It’s both terrifying and hilarious.

    3. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. We have regular events like Ivy Decorating Contests, where players compete to see who can create the most elaborate ivy-covered structure. The winner gets a pet parrot that can recite Shakespearean sonnets.

    4. And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Ivy Maze, a labyrinth of twisting vines and thorny bushes that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it, there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the maze that will make you the richest player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the English Ivy Edition of Minecraft and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your blocky life!

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  • HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

    HunkCraft SMP – TV Edition

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    Are you tired of boring, regular SMPs filled with just a bunch of hunks from /tv/? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself! So why waste your time with those boring hunks when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

    Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

    Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

    So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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  • Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

    Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General Combat Ready Edition

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is all about one thing: RWBY. Love it, hate it, just don’t you dare tell us it’s good. We’ve got a strict rule against that kind of positivity around here.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy events happening all the time. Just last week, Rooster Teeth shut down and now all RWBY content can only be found on a mysterious website called rtarchive.org. And get this, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media! Who saw that coming?

    If you want to join in on the madness, make sure to read the Pastebin because Patch will rise again and you don’t want to miss out on that. And remember, don’t believe their lies. Who knows what kind of shenanigans are going on in this server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast in this wild world of RWBY Minecraft!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

    Minecraft SMP – /f1/ Relentless Formula One General – Hibernation Edition

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a Ricciardoland GP, more twists and turns than a Nico Hülkenberg race, and more chaos than a Fernando Alonso win drought!

    Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life as we navigate through the WDC Standings where Verstappen is dominating like a pro, Norris is making McLaren proud, and Hamilton is saying goodbye with no more tears left to cry.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the WCC Standings where McLaren is taking home the constructors’ title for the first time since 1998, Ferrari is feeling the burn of a narrow loss, and Red Bull is serving up FIA swearing punishments like there’s no tomorrow.

    And don’t forget about the WEC Standings where Perez is on fire, Hamilton is holding strong, and STR is making moves like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and plenty of grid penalties that may never be served. It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness!

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  • Silent Whiteoid SMP – BBC Edition

    Silent Whiteoid SMP – BBC Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more explosions than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted pickaxes and a bad attitude. Build your base in the shape of a giant potato or a flying taco – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary whiteoid silencers (le BBC) hidden somewhere in the world. Rumor has it that they have the power to turn your enemies into chickens or make your crops grow faster. But be warned, with great power comes great responsibility (and probably a lot of angry players trying to steal your silencers).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride you’ll never forget (or maybe you will because of all the explosions).

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  • Crafty Warzone – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Warzone – Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one click. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out golden apples to lucky players.

    Don’t believe us? Well, just ask Steve. He once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the Nether and back in just under 10 minutes. And let’s not forget about Creeper Carl, who accidentally blew up his own house but still managed to rebuild it with just a few blocks of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

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  • Wani’s Wacky Minecraft SMP – Taped Edition

    Wani’s Wacky Minecraft SMP – Taped Edition

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and epic adventures!

    – Ever wanted to hug a gator in Minecraft? Well, now you can on our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before!

    – Need some funky tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures? Check out our Snoot Game OST playlist for some epic gaming jams that will have you grooving while you mine and craft!

    – Looking for some spicy fanfics and art to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Snootboorus and Snoot fic spreadsheet for all your creative needs!

    – Want to chat with some AI chatbots in Minecraft? Our server has got you covered with our Snoot AI Chatbots that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen! Gators, snoots, and epic adventures await you!

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  • µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

    µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

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    Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further than our server, where we have a special “S/fur Nazis fuckin die edition” just for you!

    Join us for a wild ride as we battle against evil fur Nazis who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we have plenty of weapons and armor to help you in your quest to defeat them.

    Not only that, but our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Creeper Bowling” that will have you laughing for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our server today and help us rid the world of those pesky fur Nazis once and for all! Plus, we have free cake for all new members. Who can say no to free cake?

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