Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DivorceCraft: AITA Edition

love, arguments, Affection, depression, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your parents’ marriage!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of in-laws. Watch as players battle it out in epic PvP matches, just like your parents fighting over who left the dishes in the sink.

Join now and experience the tension and drama of a marriage on the rocks, but with the added bonus of building your own virtual world. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations by building a giant castle or blowing up your enemies with TNT?

Forget about normal marriages, our server is anything but ordinary. So come on in and let the chaos begin! Just remember, griefing is allowed, but family therapy sessions are not included.

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AloneCraft: Extrovert Edition

Edition, extrovert, AloneCraft

Do you ever wonder what extroverts think about when they’re alone? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out! Join us for a wild ride through the minds of extroverts as they build, mine, and chat up a storm in our virtual world.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of extroverted aliens who are using Minecraft as a cover for their intergalactic communication experiments. Join us and you might just uncover the truth behind the extraterrestrial conspiracy!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves. It’s said that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for riches, secrets, and maybe even a little bit of extroverted enlightenment.

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Camping with the Guys Minecraft SMP Edition

guys, Minecraft, Gay, Bara, Edition

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Camping with the guys Edition, where we talk about all things FVN – whether you’re into gay, straight, bara, twink, femboy, Western, Japanese, human MC, anthro MC, or anything in between, we’ve got it all!

Why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who join our server have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all the land!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this ghost and earn its respect, or will you fall victim to its tricks and traps?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just remember, anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

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Crafty Celeb: Maisie’s Server

Maisies, Server, deep learning, Entertainment, neural networks

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the End dimension.

We have a secret underground city where players can test their parkour skills while being chased by a horde of angry chickens. And if that’s not enough, we also have a giant maze filled with traps, treasure, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can catch it. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

Pokebig, smp, art, Edition, Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Cosmetics, News, Website, Rivals, Arachnarare

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is like no other, where you can battle it out in 6v6 team-based PvP matches with your favorite Marvel heroes and villains. Imagine Ironman facing off against Thanos in an epic showdown for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind. Picture this: Deadpool riding a unicorn into battle, or Spiderman swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper. The possibilities are endless!

And don’t even get me started on the new costumes that have been released. You can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits, from a disco dancing Captain America to a punk rock Black Widow.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a secret gift code for a free Ironman skin. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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/GME/ – 2 Tired Edition Minecraft SMP

Kek, trash baggies, Edition, Good Morning Everyone, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where the currency is actually stacks of dirt because our economy is as unstable as a house of sand blocks? Plus, our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, so you know you’re in for a good time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up getting stuck in a maze of llama spit and regret?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this insane adventure. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. See you in the game, trash baggies!

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Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

#SpaceExploration, general, #TeamKamala, Edition, MAGA

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

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””/Brit/”” – The Blocky Brit in Minecraft SMP

Brit, plant lovers, Garden Decor, British flora, white geranium

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – the White Geranium Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. You never know when a llama will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds!

2. We have a secret underground disco club where players can let loose and dance the night away. Just be careful not to accidentally fall into the lava pit on the dance floor.

3. Our community events include ridiculous challenges like building a house using only dirt blocks or trying to ride a pig through an obstacle course blindfolded. It’s pure chaos, but oh so much fun!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join the White Geranium Edition Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, pranks, and maybe even a llama or two!

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SMP – Cake Walk Edition – Minecraft SMP

NFL, Sauce Gardner, Browns Kicker, Trent Williams, Jets Running Back

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a Browns kicker’s field goal attempt? Join our server where Dustin Hopkins is the starting kicker despite recent struggles and the signing of Riley Patterson.

We’ve got more drama than a Browns tight end with David Njoku questionable for Week 15 due to a hamstring injury. And don’t even get us started on the Colts wide receiver news – Josh Downs could be practicing Wednesday and playing in Week 15, while Ryan Kelly might come back from injured reserve as early as Week 15.

But wait, there’s more! The Jets offensive line is as shaky as Alijah Vera-Tucker’s ankle, and Sauce Gardner is expected to play in Week 15. And if Breece Hall’s knee injury keeps him out, Braelon Allen and Isaiah Davis will be running the ball like they’re being chased by a pack of angry Rams wide receivers.

Speaking of which, Demarcus Robinson and Jordan Whittington are both questionable for Week 15 due to shoulder injuries, while Nick Bosa and Trent Williams are in the same boat for the 49ers. And Deebo Samuel is so frustrated with his lack of targets, he’s ready to take on the entire server by himself.

So if you want a Minecraft SMP that’s more unpredictable than a Browns game, join us now! Just be prepared for more twists and turns than a Jets running back trying to avoid a tackle.

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