Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Epic Age Clocks: Cell Edition

cell resolution, cellular biology, Biomarkers, Clocks, Edition

Yo yo yo! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered! Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where time is just a suggestion and epigenetic clocks are the new currency. Want to quantify your biological age at cell-type resolution? We got you, fam. Just hop on our server and watch as your cells age in real time, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. Fight off hordes of mutant zombies with laser swords while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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ElonCraft: Cyber Security Edition

cybersecurity, confidant, Defense, TIES, spacex

so like, u know how elon musk is like, besties with trump? well, turns out he’s also like, bffs with china or something. and like, this ex-general guy is all like, yo, that’s a security risk, bro. but like, who cares about security risks when u can join this lit minecraft server, amirite? like, we got crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow ur mind. plus, rumor has it that elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and drop some sick loot for all the players. so like, join now before the feds shut us down for being too awesome.

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StrangerCraft: Kindness Edition

Edition, paying it forward, Human Connection, Kindness, small gestures

Have you ever had a stranger build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of kindness from fellow players who just want to make your day brighter. Who needs real-life nice strangers when you can have virtual ones building you epic structures in a blocky world? Come join us and see what surprises await you!

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CovidCraft: China Edition

coronavirus, China, CovidCraft, Who, virus origins

LOL this server is like a mystery box of craziness, just like China not sharing their Covid origins data for five whole years! Join us and uncover the secrets of this wacky world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Who knows what you’ll find, maybe even the cure for the common blocky cold! So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s unravel the mysteries together!

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NeglectCraft: Adulting Edition

protective adult, mental health, long-term effects, resilience, association

LOLZ, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land where u can escape ur childhood neglect and become a rich mofo with a protective adult by ur side! Like, forget therapy, just play on dis server and all ur problems will disappear like a creeper in the sunlight. Plus, u can build ur own castle and rule over ur minions like a boss. So, what u waitin’ for? Join now and start livin’ ur best life in blocky paradise!

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BlockyBrains: Youth Edition

early use, “Youth, long-term effects, brain structure, substance use intervention

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain structure? well, u found it, my dude! our server is so lit that it will make ur brain bigger and better than ever before.

we did a study on like 10,000 teenagers and found out that playing on our server actually makes ur brain diffrent. like, in a good way tho. u will be smarter, faster, and just all around more awesome.

and get this, the changes happen even before u start using any substances. so u know it’s all thanks to our amazing server. join now and become a minecraft genius!

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Relationships Rock: Men’s Edition

findings, Men, Rock, short-term mating strategies, Psychology

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the dudes in relationships to come and, like, level up their sexual functioning, bro! like, forget about being single and lonely, come join us and experience higher levels of, like, sexual awesomeness!

we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!

so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!

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LifeCraft: Animal Edition

animal, LifeCraft, Edition

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and discover your spirit animal as you embark on epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning your very existence. From battling giant chickens to riding llamas into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, a sheep that can bust a move like no other. Join our dance parties and watch in awe as the Disco Sheep steals the show with its killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner animal out to play!

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GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

Comments.., prejudice, Blame, advice, family

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

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RegretCraft: Oops Edition

moving on, self reflection, lessons learned, life choices, letting go

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical land where all your dreams come true and your biggest regret is not joining sooner. Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic adventure! Join now and say goodbye to regrets forever!

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