Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CircassianCraft: Genocide Edition

Ukrainian parliament, diplomatic relations, reconciliation efforts, Edition, historical atrocities

yo, u gotta join dis server yo, cuz like, we got unicorns flyin around and rainbow sheep dat poop out diamonds. like, u won’t believe it but we got a secret underground base where u can find a portal to a parallel universe where u can ride on dragons and fight zombie ninjas.

also, like, the Ukrainian Parliament came and recognized the genocide of the Circassian people committed by the Russian Empire, so u know we legit and care about important stuff. plus, we got a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake and a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. #unicornsanddiamondsforever

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PasswordCraft: TrustyGF Edition

long-distance relationship, Boundaries, studying, credit card, Marriage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust issues and relationship drama are left at the door! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and block-building fun, where you can escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated wonders.

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests, where you can team up with other players or go solo to conquer the virtual landscape. But beware, you never know when your in-game girlfriend might refuse to share her credit card details with you, leading to a virtual breakup that will have you questioning the very foundations of your blocky relationship.

But fear not, for our server is a place of endless possibilities and absurdity. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and drama. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination and the only drama is the kind that involves exploding TNT and not sharing virtual credit card details.

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The Celestial Realm Peace & War Edition

Server, Treasures, Shops, Aether, Player-Centric
CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7

Overview

🌌 Welcome to CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7 Where Legends are Forged Through War, Diplomacy, and Economic Prowess.

⚔️ Epic War and Conflict

Forge your destiny from the ground up. Lead your nation to triumph or claw your way out of poverty through sheer determination. Engage in massive wars that shake the server, where tactics, alliances, and strategic planning determine who rises to power. In this dynamic realm, confrontations shape the world, with nations battling for supremacy in thrilling large-scale clashes—or forging peace for strategic gain.

💰 Master the Economy

Build an empire of wealth with our sophisticated economy plugins. Whether setting up online shops, auctioning rare items, or managing sign shops, the server’s dynamic economy rewards those willing to take risks. With comprehensive guides available, mastering trade, finance, and resource management has never been easier.

🏅 Bounties, Quests, and Exploration

For the lone wolves and adventurers, hunt player bounties, loot treasures from fallen enemies, and complete quests for valuable rewards. The world is filled with rare items and hidden resources waiting to be discovered, fueling personal progression and power.

🏛️ A Global Political Arena: The United Nations System

Join the in-game United Nations to shape global politics. Power shifts through Borda count elections and party plurality. Run for executive positions, participate in court trials, or uphold global laws as part of the UN Police. Diplomacy is crucial, and the power to influence world events is yours to wield.

🏰 Forming Nations and Earning Perks

Creating a nation is no easy feat. The cost encourages players to unite under a few powerful factions, leading to a balanced yet competitive atmosphere. Each nation boasts unique perks, but wise resource management and diplomacy are essential for survival and success.

📚 Comprehensive Tutorials & Reliable Support

Whether you’re a veteran or a newcomer, our extensive documentation ensures you’ll never feel lost. The server owner, Gluon, is always available on Discord to help you thrive and grow.

💥 Player-Centric Experience

With a non-playing owner, the server remains fair and balanced. No nation enjoys an advantage from the owner, ensuring an entirely player-driven world where your actions shape the course of history.

🛠️ Modded Experience for a Richer World

Explore a vast array of mods that enhance gameplay, from world generation and animations to combat and quests. Notable mods include:
Join CelestialRealm Today and Shape History!

Immerse yourself in a world where war and peace collide. Will you rise as a shrewd diplomat, a fearsome warlord, or a wealthy entrepreneur? The choice is yours.

To join, contact me here, or on discord @goofiusgwape or @gluonmaster

Or just use this conveniently placed link: https://discord.gg/HMJ2qkQQWx
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BlockBusters: Suicide Prevention Edition

Hope, Emotional support, self harm, SUICIDE, Prevention

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save you from the brink of insanity! Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary block-eating dragon, Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles of wit and skill. Rumor has it that defeating Steve will grant you the power to control time itself, allowing you to turn back the clock and undo all those embarrassing deaths by falling into lava.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

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FamCraft: Boundaries Edition

family dynamic, relationship issues, in-laws, Autonomy, employment dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play on our server.

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws in real life? Well, on our server, you won’t have to worry about your fiancé’s mom forcing you to share your snacks or disregarding your seafood allergy. You can eat whatever you want, wherever you want, without any judgment!

But that’s not all – on our server, your fiancé won’t be burdened with taking care of his family members. No more feeding, bathing, and entertaining nieces and nephews – he can focus on his goals and ambitions without any interference from his mom. And don’t worry about last-minute cancellations for recognition days – on our server, you’re always the VIP!

Join us on our Minecraft server and let loose with hilarious stories and crazy adventures. Build your future without any toxic family dynamics holding you back. Set boundaries, prioritize your goals, and have a blast in our virtual world. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun on our server?

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CousinCraft: Bridesmaid Edition

baby shower, Niece, wedding planning, CousinCraft, stress

Hey there! Are you tired of boring weddings where the bride’s sister causes drama and demands strippers at the bachelorette party? Well, have no fear, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other. We promise no unexpected theme changes or controlling family members here. Plus, we have a special “Bridesmaid Battle” mini-game where you can settle any wedding party disputes in a fun and competitive way.

And don’t worry about feeling overwhelmed or stressed, because our server is all about relaxing and having a good time. We even have a virtual spa where you can unwind and destress before the big day.

So why wait? Join our server now and say “I do” to a wedding experience you’ll never forget! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own virtual soulmate along the way.

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DareCraft: Truth or Dare Edition

Truth, party game, Game, social game, daring game

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the dares are so wild they make Truth or Dare look like a game of patty-cake! Join us if you’re ready to take on challenges like building a house made entirely of lava, or hunting down the rarest mob with nothing but a wooden sword.

We once had a player who dared to jump off the tallest cliff in the game while riding a pig dressed as a superhero. And let’s not forget the time someone dared to recreate the entire Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

So if you’re looking for a server that will push your limits and make you question your sanity, then come join us for the most outrageous game of Minecraft you’ll ever play. Just remember, the crazier the dare, the greater the reward!

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Crafting Chaos: Canuck Edition

Edition, Crafting, Beijing, economic stability, international relations

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.

also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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Lung Lady Land: Transplant Edition

Edition, post-transplant outcomes, healthcare inequality, organ donor., Women

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance! we got llamas that spit fire and chickens that drop diamonds, it’s lit fam!

plus, did you know that on our server, women have a better chance of finding diamonds than men? it’s true, they’re like diamond magnets or something. and if you’re a woman who needs a lung transplant, you’ll get one in half the time it takes a man. it’s like magic or something.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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GreenlandCraft: Trump Edition

germany, North Atlantic, France, GreenlandCraft, TAKEOVER

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, germany and france are all up in arms over it, warning trump not to mess with it. but like, who cares about that drama when you could be joining this epic minecraft server instead?

like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.

seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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CelestialRealm: War and Peace Edition 24/7