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Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition
join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!! -
BribeCraft: Son Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever hear.Need a break from real life drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream world, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities. Plus, we have a special feature where you can bribe your way to the top bunk in our virtual bunk beds – just like in real life!
Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family drama, without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!
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MomCraft: AITA Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your mom drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even some baby powder mishaps (but hopefully not).Our server is the perfect escape from family drama, especially if your mom is as clueless as the one in this story. We promise not to leave you stranded at school for hours or scream profanities at you (unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off).
So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Who needs a mom when you have a whole community of Minecraft players to watch your back? Let’s build, mine, and maybe even prank each other with baby powder (but please, let’s keep it to a minimum). See you in the game!
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DollaCraft: Argentina Edition
so like, u know how Argentina is all like, “we gonna use dollars AND pesos for pricing now”? well guess what, our minecraft server is adopting a whole new currency too: CREEPER COINS. yea, that’s right, you can buy and sell stuff in the game using creeper coins. why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. but this player was brave and fought off the chickens with nothing but a carrot. and u know what they found in the diamond mine? a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. so yea, if u wanna have crazy adventures like that, come join our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so yea, come join us and let’s have some fun! -
BrotherlyCraft: Home Training Edition
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life parenting? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with adventure and laughter.Our server is so crazy, it’ll make dealing with a pack of unruly children seem like a walk in the park. We promise no crayon marks on your car doors here, just endless fun and excitement.
Join now and leave the stresses of real life behind. Who needs accountability when you can have a blast in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server today!
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NavalnyCraft: Penal Colony Edition
Yo, do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got three Navalny lawyers who got sentenced to years in a Russian penal colony for ‘extremist activity’ but don’t worry, they’re still playing Minecraft with us! Join us for some crazy adventures and build a virtual penal colony of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll become an ‘extremist’ too and get sentenced to play Minecraft with us forever! Join now for the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in a virtual world! -
KurskCraft: North Korea Edition
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even North Korea deployed 12,000 troops to Kursk just to play on it! And get this, a third of them are now casualties because they couldn’t handle the epicness of the server.Join us for some wild adventures and insane battles. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the fields, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this crazy world. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of this Minecraft server!
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Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition
so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?
so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!
