Edition MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

NATOcraft: Greenland Edition

Defense, Geopolitics, Arctic security, military alliance, Finnish foreign minister

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE GREENLAND BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT NATO PROTECTION, YO. OUR FINNISH FOREIGN MINISTER IS LIKE THE KING OF MINECRAFT, HE PROTECTS US FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND STUFF. JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SAFER THAN A DIAMOND-CLAD IRON GOLEM. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Spouse Support Network – Warm Family Edition

Edition, relationships, Emotional support, Warm, emotional reliance

come join our minecraft server where we promise to fill the emotional void in your life that was left by your dwindling support network. we have a magical potion that will make you feel like you have a million friends, even if you’re just talking to pixels on a screen. our server is like a warm family environment that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about your spouse, they can’t give you the emotional support that our server can. join now and never feel lonely again!

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SouviesRUs – Bday Edition

TICKETS, Birthday, bubble blower, partner, vacation

Are you tired of being judged for wanting a tiny cat bubble blower as a souvenir on your vacation? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things whimsical and fun! No more being called immature for wanting to embrace your inner child. Plus, we have a special cat-themed area where you can blow bubbles to your heart’s content without any judgment. So come join us and let your playful side shine!

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CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

international relations, solidarity, EURO, Europe, defense spending

lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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Creeper Queens: Long COVID Edition

long-term effects, Risk, research, creeper, Women

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! We got crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that playing on our server can actually reduce your risk of developing long COVID? That’s right, studies have shown that spending time in our virtual world can boost your immune system and keep you healthy!

Plus, we have a special potion in-game that protects you from all viruses, including the dreaded SARS-CoV-2. So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be catching is a good time!

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Pixel Poo Palace

Edition, post, Palace, kink, explicit

Yo yo yo, welcome to /dft/ – the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us for some epic gaming, talk about your favorite fetishes, and let loose with some wild jerking off sessions. This is the Rio edition, so you know it’s gonna be lit! Previous players are already hooked, so come on and join the madness. Let’s get this party started! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

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EpicEpilepsyCraft: Alzheimer’s Edition

epilepsy research, late-onset disorders, Edition, globally, accumulation

join dis minecraft server cuz we got da most lit players around, like seriously we got a dude who can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks, it’s insane. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have childhood epilepsy and they have special powers in the game, like being able to fly without wings or summoning diamond swords out of thin air. It’s like a whole new level of gameplay, man. And get this, they even have a higher chance of developing brain disorders like Alzheimer’s in the game, so it’s like real life but in Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be epic!

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GriefCraft Lessons: AITA Edition

response, lessons, GriefCraft, MAKE UP, Edition

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as my daughter’s Equestrian lessons? Look no further! Our server is like a well-trained horse, always ready to gallop into action.

Just like how my daughter’s coach never misses a beat (except for that one time her husband died, but we don’t talk about that), our server is always up and running. And just like how my daughter gets make-up lessons for missed ones, we offer extra special events and rewards for our players.

Join now and experience the thrill of riding through pixelated landscapes, just like my daughter rides through the arena. And don’t worry, our server won’t cancel on you like those pesky weather conditions – unless of course, a virtual storm hits, but hey, that’s just part of the fun! So saddle up and join us for the ride of a lifetime!

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MILcraft: Jobless Edition

Edition, nibling, specialized field, MILcraft, VA

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your MIL’s 60th birthday brunch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, political debates, and job insecurity!

Reasons to join: – Witness epic battles between Trump supporters and non-supporters, just like at your family functions! – Experience the thrill of losing your job due to a hiring freeze, just like in real life! – Enjoy the luxury of being accused of spending all your husband’s money on fancy clothes, because who needs financial stability anyway? – Get ready for intense showdowns with your MIL, where you can finally tell her off without any consequences!

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs a stable job when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions on our server? See you there!

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Block Party: White Flight Edition

urban development, white residents, racial displacement, cultural diversity, neighborhood transitions

come join our minecraft server where black immigrants attract white residents to neighborhoods and native black residents move out like a reverse gentrification party! it’s like a game of musical chairs but with houses! watch as the white residents build their fancy mansions while the black residents scramble to find a new place to live. it’s a race against time, who will win? who will lose? join now to find out and be a part of this crazy social experiment in minecraft form!

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