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  • NukeCraft: Intern Edition

    NukeCraft: Intern Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can explore secret government IT systems, hack into the National Nuclear Security Administration, and maybe even launch a missile or two (just kidding… or are we?).

    Who needs diamonds when you can have access to top-secret data that could potentially change the course of history? So come on down and join us for a thrilling adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and maybe on a government watchlist).

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  • MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

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  • ConfessCraft: TMI Edition

    ConfessCraft: TMI Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where players confess their most messed up secrets while building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us if you want to hear wild stories like someone admitting they once tried to ride a llama off a cliff thinking it would fly, or another player confessing they accidentally turned their house into a giant cake and had to eat their way out. Trust us, you won’t be bored on this server!

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  • BlockShame: Aunt Edition

    BlockShame: Aunt Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where size doesn’t matter but fun does! Join us and escape the real world where people constantly comment on your weight and size. On our server, everyone is equal no matter how many pixels you weigh!

    We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!

    Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!

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  • MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition

    MomCraft: Hypocrite Edition
    Are you tired of strict rules and crazy family drama? Then join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! On our server, you can wear whatever you want without fear of being called a future prostitute by your mom. No scarves required, unless you want to rock the 2010 infinity scarf trend in pixel form!

    Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.

    So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!

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  • CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition

    CreeperAlert: Housemate Edition
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate roommate simulation! One roommate is super chill and easy to get along with, while the other is a total disaster. Imagine logging in to find your messy roommate leaving their virtual laundry in the machine for days on end. But wait, there’s more! Random guests will show up unannounced, leaving spills all over your virtual living room. Will you clean up after them or let the mess pile up? It’s a wild ride of virtual roommate drama that will keep you on your toes! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience unlike any other.

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  • TraumaCraft: Endo Edition

    TraumaCraft: Endo Edition
    lmao u wont believe what this minecraft server has to offer! we got endometriosis linked to traumatic experiences in childhood and adulthood! like what even is that? but dont worry, we got u covered with the most epic adventures and crazy builds that will make u forget all about that endometriosis stuff. join us now for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and maybe even a little bit of trauma (just kidding… maybe). come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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  • RentCraft: Boyfriend Edition

    RentCraft: Boyfriend Edition
    Are you tired of boring old roommate situations? Want to live in a house where your landlord is also your girlfriend? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of paying rent to your significant other while building virtual houses together. Who needs ownership when you have love and blocky landscapes? Plus, where else can you find a server where the mortgage payment is only $1,500 a month? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest landlord fantasies in Minecraft!

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  • GazaCraft: Trump Edition

    GazaCraft: Trump Edition
    so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

    come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

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  • CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition

    CanuckCraft: Power Outage Edition
    Join our Minecraft server and you won’t have to worry about Canada cutting the power to the U.S. during the big game! Our server is powered by magical unicorn farts, so you can game on without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a secret underground base on Mars, so you’ll be playing with aliens and astronauts from all over the galaxy. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this out-of-this-world experience!

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