But wait, there’s more! After the Omicron variant hit, our server became even more epic! Now, not only are you protected from COVID, but you also get superpowers in the game! Imagine being able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your hands! It’s insane!
Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a COVID-free, superpowered gamer! Let’s goooooo!
Join us for a wild ride where you can explore secret government IT systems, hack into the National Nuclear Security Administration, and maybe even launch a missile or two (just kidding… or are we?).
Who needs diamonds when you can have access to top-secret data that could potentially change the course of history? So come on down and join us for a thrilling adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (and maybe on a government watchlist).
We have a special dessert-themed world where you can eat as much cake and cookies as you want without anyone telling you to stop. And if anyone tries to body shame you, just build a giant cake house around them and watch them try to escape!
Our server is so inclusive that even the creepers have body positivity workshops to boost their self-esteem. Join us and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless adventures and acceptance. Plus, our aunt-proof protection system ensures that no one can force-feed you virtual food ever again!
Our server is a safe space where you can express yourself freely, just like how you switched to a hijab and stopped the bullying in real life. And don’t worry about creepy men commenting on your Instagram, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is too busy building epic structures to bother with heart-eyes emojis.
So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a trendy grandfather or a super chill dad to hang out with in our virtual community. Just watch out for any moms trying to enforce ridiculous rules – we have a strict no scarf enforcement policy here!
But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?
Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.
One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.
So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.
| Minecraft Server: TotallyNotSuspicious | |
|---|---|
| Server Focus | Creating a community-focused environment |
| Host Location | North America |
| Discord Integration | Yes |
| Mini Seasons | Custom modded mini seasons bridging main seasons |
| Server Members | 350 |
| Total Members | 500 |
To apply to join the server, visit the Discord server at https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7 and follow the instructions.
Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. However, there is also a Discord Member role available for those who solely want to chat.
The server hosts organized Dragon Fights, various events, and custom modded mini seasons to keep the community engaged.
The server operates with a Diamond economy and does not have any shop plugins, promoting a player-driven economy.
Mini seasons last around a month and are usually scheduled to start in December and June.
We’ve got stories that will make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. From broken sanctuaries to manhunts, .45 & Cosmoline adventures, and even a tale about vipers, nights, and French fries – we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the dragon dreams and where kitsune wait – it’s like a fantasy world come to life!
But wait, there’s more! How about a story about a birthday cake that will make you rethink your love for dessert? Or maybe you’re more into tales of Prince Anonymous and stars and stripes 2: star harder – we’ve got those too!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination. Just be sure to watch out for the frost on her feathers – it’s colder than a snow golem’s heart!
