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  • WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition

    WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition
    Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!

    On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.

    But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

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  • CraftyCare: US Edition

    CraftyCare: US Edition
    Are you tired of being stuck in the US without universal healthcare? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we offer universal healthcare to all players! That’s right, no more worrying about expensive medical bills or insurance premiums. Our virtual doctors will heal you with just a click of a button.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of healthcare. They will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their wisdom and bacon-flavored medicine.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wonders of universal healthcare in a world where pigs rule the medical industry!

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  • ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition

    ZelenskyyCraft: Blame Game Edition
    join this cray cray minecraft server where we blame zelenskyy for starting wars and trump is the president of the blocky world. we have epic battles where players can build walls and make alliances just like in real life. come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and become the ultimate ruler of the server! also, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? it’s a wild ride, so hop on and let the madness begin!

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  • CussCraft: Fair Game Edition

    CussCraft: Fair Game Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with love, betrayal, and curse words!

    Experience the thrill of a long-distance relationship with our unique gameplay where you can team up with your boyfriend and his best friend. Will you stay up late on video calls or will you fall asleep and face the consequences?

    Watch out for unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through the challenges of maintaining a virtual relationship. Will you stand your ground against abusive language or will you join in on the cursing fun?

    Join now and unleash your inner drama queen on our server. Remember, love hurts, but Minecraft drama is forever!

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  • MomCraft: AITA Edition

    MomCraft: AITA Edition
    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

    On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

    So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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  • BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition

    BlockyLove – Escitalopram Edition
    So, like, there was this chick who was just minding her own business, taking her meds like a good girl. But then, outta nowhere, she starts gettin’ all hot and bothered every time she sees a blocky pig in Minecraft. Like, she couldn’t stop herself from tryna get it on with them pixelated animals. It was cray cray!

    But then, she found this epic Minecraft server that was so lit, it cured her of her naughty urges. The server was so dang fun, with crazy mini-games and wild adventures around every corner. And get this, the admins were like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true.

    So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’ll make you forget all about gettin’ freaky with farm animals, come on down to our server! Just be sure to leave your escitalopram at home, cuz things are gonna get wild!

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  • ZelenskyCraft: Turkey Edition

    ZelenskyCraft: Turkey Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian president zelensky arrived in turkey and built a giant chicken statue to celebrate peace and friendship between nations. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where herobrine himself likes to bust a move. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in a minecraft server. plus, our diamond pickaxes have magical powers that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft community ever!

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  • AnxietyCraft: Boyfriend Edition Minecraft Server

    AnxietyCraft: Boyfriend Edition Minecraft Server
    Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero existential crises.

    Forget about your boyfriend’s constant need for reassurance and validation, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about anyone else’s problems. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

    So why waste your time dealing with relationship drama when you could be crafting your own virtual paradise? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

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  • Late Night Munchies – Teen Edition

    Late Night Munchies – Teen Edition
    So, like, imagine you’re playing Minecraft, right? And you’re just mining away, building stuff, you know the drill. But then, out of nowhere, your biological clock starts going all wonky! Suddenly, you’re craving late-night snacks like there’s no tomorrow.

    Well, guess what? On this server, your biological clock is in charge! Teens in the obese weight range are eating more food late at night than their healthy weight buddies. And get this – it’s all because of their internal body clock!

    Join this server and let your body clock guide you to victory! Who needs regular eating habits when you can have a Minecraft server that messes with your mind? Come on, you know you want to!

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  • EUcraft: Brexit Edition

    EUcraft: Brexit Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the EU – full of diverse players coming together to build something amazing! Join us and experience the chaos of Brexit all over again as we debate whether the UK should rejoin the European Union. Will you be a Remainer or a Leaver? Only time will tell on our crazy server! Plus, rumor has it that Her Majesty the Queen herself is a regular player and loves to troll unsuspecting noobs. So come join us for a wild ride of politics, building, and royal shenanigans!

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