Edible MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

side effects, vomit, Experience, cannabis edibles, Nausea

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Regret Not Eating An Edible Minecraft SMP

lasting effects, Potent, Marijuana, Minecraft, Consumption

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only regret you’ll have is not joining sooner! Our server is like getting high on edibles – it’s an experience you won’t forget!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re flying high in the sky! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft.

So come on, don’t miss out on the high of a lifetime – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the good times roll!

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Minecraft server: IQ 115 Edible Fun

Mensa, score 115, Thc, cognitive improvement, iq test

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate brain-boosting effects of edible weed! Who needs Mensa when you can level up your IQ just by munching on some magical brownies? Our server is filled with mind-bending challenges and puzzles that will have you feeling like a genius in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our secret stash of enchanted herbs can unlock hidden levels and abilities in the game. So come on, join us and let’s get high on intelligence together!

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ConesAndCreeperz

frozen dessert, Edible, snack, indulgence, Summer treat

come join our epic minecraft server where ice cream cones are the key to survival! no, seriously, you gotta eat ice cream cones to stay alive in this crazy world. but don’t worry, we have all the flavors you could ever imagine, from bacon and eggs to pickle juice swirl.

our server is run by a group of deranged penguins who are obsessed with ice cream and will stop at nothing to make sure you have a cone in hand at all times. they may be cute, but they are ruthless when it comes to dessert.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary ice cream mountain, where the cones are made of pure gold and the sprinkles are actually diamonds. but be warned, the mountain is guarded by a giant ice cream monster who will do anything to protect his precious treats.

so come on over and join the madness, where ice cream cones are edible portion control and the only way to survive in this wacky world. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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LessonDodgeCraft

financial stress, Communication, Facebook drama, missed lesson, teacher fees

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer singing lessons from a world-famous opera singer who travels the globe to perform in exotic locations! And get this – it’s only 20 diamonds per hour! That’s right, in a world where the minimum wage is 4 diamonds an hour, this is a steal!

But wait, there’s more! If you miss a lesson, you still have to pay for it. Just like in other countries far, far away. It’s all part of the plan, baby! And if you don’t pay up, our opera singer might just start a Facebook rant about you. Talk about drama!

So come join our server, where you can learn to sing like a pro and navigate the treacherous waters of opera singer drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a migraine and have to come up with a crazy excuse like our friend here. The possibilities are endless!

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MineCraftUtopia

social responsibility, community service, positive thinking, volunteering, respect for others

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance! Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building pixelated sculptures of famous historical figures using only dirt blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of explosive chickens that rain down chaos on unsuspecting travelers. Will you be brave enough to challenge the Chicken King and claim the title for yourself?

So come join us on our server where the only rule is to have fun and where the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a creeper. See you in the pixelated world, adventurer!

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CraftyPutin’sNATO-FreeMCServer

Demand, geopolitical tensions, foreign policy, peacekeeping efforts, trump

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with a bunch of cool peeps from all over the world. but get this, our server is so lit that even putin himself would demand ukraine never join nato just to play on it. like, can u imagine the power of our server if putin is willing to make demands like that? it’s like, the craziest thing ever. so come join us and be a part of something truly insane and epic. trust me, u won’t regret it. #putinapproved #minecraftmadness

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ZuckCraft: Stop EU Fines!

EU, lobbying, global economy, silicon valley, Fine

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ZUCKERBERG IS TALKIN’ ‘BOUT IT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, ‘CAUSE THIS SERVER IS WHERE IT’S AT!

WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY ON THE BLOCK! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

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Flat Earth Fails: Blue Origin Voyage

space adventure, space mission, cockpit video, space exploration, Origin

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer, dude.

and get this, we got a secret underground base where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world with their secret dance moves. you gotta stop them before it’s too late!

oh, and did i mention we have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. diamond eggs. you can use them to build the most epic castle ever and show off to all your friends.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies?

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No Red Dye 3 Cancer Rats Server

Safety, red, carcinogenic, banned substances, consumer protection

so, like, we heard that red dye No. 3 causes cancer in rats, but like, who cares about rats, amirite? come join our minecraft server where we have ALL the red dye No. 3 you could ever want! we promise it won’t give you cancer, probably. plus, our server is run by a group of super intelligent rats who are immune to red dye No. 3 so you know it’s safe. join now for a totally rad time and maybe some questionable health choices!

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