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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ores Mined:	1947	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

PuritanCraft Minecraft Server

adult swim, Agenda, animated series, animation, Christcuck, comedy, controversial, cultural criticism, dark comedy, edgy humor, Entertainment, humor, Minecraft, neopuritan, Political Correctness, PuritanCraft, satire, Server, Smiling Friends, social commentary, television, tv show

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1698	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	9143
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Smiling Friends neopuritan christcucks? Join our Minecraft server and fight back against their ridiculous agenda! Build giant phallic structures to assert your dominance, engage in epic battles against the forces of censorship, and unleash your inner rebel against the tyranny of the Smiling Friends! Plus, we have a secret underground club where we worship the mighty blocky llama god and sacrifice creepers for good luck. Join us and let’s show those neopuritan christcucks who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

account binding, alg, Amagi Tsu3D dorm, ark royal, Augment Guide, Azur Lane General, Battles, blocky, CN Tierlist, Cruise Mission, Cruise Pass, Dunkerque, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, Exeter, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, flowers bear no fruit, Guild Spreadsheet, Ibuki, JP 7th Anniversary, Juuchat Project Identity, Kasumi META, Lore, Minecraft, Mutsuki, Nagato META, ongoing stream, Plymouth Blueprint Completion Plan, PR Research Data, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin, Server, Ship Tier List, shiranui, Siren Oceana, SSR Zuihou, Story summary, Tashkent augments, theme park skin, Wiki

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9671
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	245
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where flowers bear no fruit and bears ride roller coasters in theme park skins. Witness the epic battle of Kasumi META on a Cruise Mission while Roma struts her stuff in a swimsuit skin. And don’t forget about Nagato META, Plymouth Blueprint Completion Plan, and Mutsuki and Ark Royal theme park skins – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the upcoming JP 7th Anniversary celebration, Amagi Tsu3D dorm, Juuchat, and Project Indentity – Siren Oceana. It’s going to be a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now before the dust settles and you miss out on all the fun. And remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates – we wouldn’t want that to happen! And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord, so don’t go looking for it!

Check out our FAQ for all the info you need before asking questions, and make sure to explore our resources like the Ship Tier List, Equipment Guide, Fleet Builder, PvP Guide, Fleet Tech Tracker, PR Research Data, Augment Guide, EN Tierlist, and CN Tierlist. We’ve got everything you need to dominate the game!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world of craziness and let the fun begin! Join us now and let the laughter never end!

The Average AEWtist Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtist, artist, Average, charismatic, Creative, Dedicated, dynamic, Entertainment, fan favorite, Innovative, Minecraft, original, passionate, Performer, PROFESSIONAL, skillful, smp, talent, TALENTED, Unique, wrestling

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7701	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	128

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player, Bob the Builder. Bob once built an entire rollercoaster made out of TNT just for fun, and let’s just say it was a blast! Literally.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most skilled builders who can create pixel art so realistic, you’ll think it’s a photograph. We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have their own llama mafia – trust me, you don’t want to mess with them.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have regular PvP tournaments where players battle it out with diamond swords while riding pigs. It’s like a medieval jousting match, but with more bacon.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, AEWtist!

CraftyCouplesServer

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of being a married man stuck in the same old routine? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of your mundane married life by building a virtual world where you can be anyone you want to be. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to keep you company? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, your wife will never even notice you’re gone. So come on, join us and say goodbye to marital bliss!

CraftyConflictMC

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

lol imagine if ukraine conflict was decided in minecraft server instead of negotiation table. join our server and help decide the fate of ukraine with epic battles and crazy diplomacy. pentagon chief even said it’s the best way to solve conflicts. come join us and show off ur minecraft skills while saving the world. also, rumor has it that herobrine is secretly controlling the outcome of the war, so u better join quick before he takes over the server. let’s go gamers, time to save ukraine in the most epic way possible!

Depressed Chonky Gamers: Brain Boosting Therapy

adaptative changes, Adults, BOOSTING, Brain, brain circuitry, brain function, chonky, cognitive behavioral therapy, cognitive therapy, comorbidity, Depressed, depression, emotional well being, Gamers, holistic approach., mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, obesity, obesity-related depression, problem solving, psychological intervention, Therapy, Treatment, weight management

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

come join our minecraft server where we will solve all your problems like a magical therapist but with blocks and creepers! if you’re feeling down and chunky, our cognitive crafting therapy will have you building your way to happiness in no time. we’ve seen players go from sad to glad in just one session, with their brain circuits lighting up like a disco ball. so why wait? join now and let’s mine away those blues together!

What is the IP for Valkyrae Minecraft Server?

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Valkyrae is a popular content creator and streamer known for her gaming content on platforms like YouTube and Twitch. She has a dedicated fan base and is recognized for her entertaining personality and skill in games like Fortnite, Among Us, and Valorant. Valkyrae has collaborated with other prominent streamers and has achieved success in the esports industry.

He Did It Bros Minecraft SMP

400m, achievement, Athletics, bros, celebration, Competition, Dedication, determination, First Place, Glory, gold medal, hard work, He did it, Minecraft, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, success, track and field, Training, Victory, won gold

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Yo, listen up fam! We got a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even Usain Bolt would be jealous! Picture this: you’re sprinting through the virtual world, dodging creepers and zombies like a boss, and then BAM – you win gold in the 400m race! That’s right, we host epic virtual Olympics where you can show off your mad gaming skills and take home the gold. So if you’re ready to flex your Minecraft muscles and dominate the competition, join us and become the Usain Bolt of the gaming world! Let’s goooooo! 🏅🔥 #MinecraftOlympics #GoldMedalGamer

WeddingCraft: No Date Change for Divorcing Sis

booking vendors, CHANGE, date, difficult decisions, Divorcing, Emotional support, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, personal priorities, respecting boundaries, respecting feelings, save the dates, sibling relationships, Sis, sister’s divorce, wedding celebrations, wedding date, wedding deposits, wedding logistics, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft building plans? Join our server and escape the chaos of family weddings and divorces! Our virtual world is free from emotional baggage and full of pixelated adventures. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s divorce drama. Build your dream wedding venue, cater to your own cravings, and capture the perfect moments with our in-game photographer. Don’t let real-life obligations ruin your gaming experience – join us now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding!

What is the IP for IGP Minecraft Server?

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Love Letters Sent:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

IGP (Institut Grand-Ducal, Gestion des Participations) is a Luxembourg-based financial institution specializing in investment management and advisory services. Founded in 2016, IGP offers a wide range of financial solutions for individuals, businesses, and institutions, with a focus on sustainable and responsible investing. With a team of experienced professionals and a track record of delivering strong returns for clients, IGP has established itself as a trusted partner in the global financial industry.

Hurt Women Minecraft Server

abusive chads, autism, bitterness, emotional pain, hurt, incel, Inceldom, ISOLATION, Loneliness, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, rejection, relationship, self-pity, Server, sex, societal expectations, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Women

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Villages Defended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Crops Grown:	3645
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of being rejected by women because they prefer “abusive chads”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be the king of the virtual world! No need to worry about relationships or sex when you can build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom.

Join our server and leave all your worries about women behind. Who needs love when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you company? Plus, you won’t have to deal with any “abusive chads” trying to steal your loot.

So come on over and join us, where you can be the master of your own destiny and never have to worry about being rejected by women again. Who needs love when you have a pickaxe and a dream?