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Chum Budverse 1.20.5
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, on this server, we got this crazy chick who will keep your Minecraft character’s dick on edge for two whole years! That’s right, she won’t let you bust a nut no matter what! It’s like the ultimate challenge, man. Can you resist the temptation? Can you hold it in for two freaking years? Join now and test your willpower, bro! It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise you that! -
Decade Edge Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your sensitive dick won’t stop you from having a great time! Our server is so exciting and intense, it will make you forget all about your edging struggles.Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or edge of your dick, in your case). Our community is so welcoming and supportive, you’ll feel right at home even with your throbbing member.
So come on, leave your edging worries behind and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe all that excitement will even cure your sensitivity issues. It’s worth a shot, right?
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Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! -
GoonCraft: Celibacy x Infinity
so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis place is like no other. we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and chickens wearin top hats. it’s a whole new world of blocky madness.if u join dis server, u will be blessed with the power of unlimited diamonds. u can build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and ride a diamond horse into battle.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. if u can find them, they will teach u their ways and u will become the ultimate disco king of the server.
oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a candy land filled with marshmallow mountains and chocolate rivers? it’s like a dream come true, but in minecraft form.
so come on, join us on dis crazy minecraft server and experience the wildest adventures of ur life. gooning is celibacy times infinity, baby!
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ShirtlessLawnMower69
Are you tired of being told what to wear while mowing your own lawn? Do you want the freedom to show off your tattoos and dad bod without judgment? Then come join our Minecraft server, where shirtless mowing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!Imagine a world where you can mow your virtual lawn in a bikini, with no one to tell you to cover up. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can express yourself however you want, whether that’s through tattoos or lack of clothing.
Join us and show off your virtual dad bod while building fences and mowing lawns to your heart’s content. Who needs a shirt when you have the freedom to be yourself in our crazy Minecraft world? Let your tattoos shine and your lawnmower roar on our server – because why conform when you can be fabulous?
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Blocky Blue Balls: The Minecraft Server for Edging Enthusiasts!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t spice things up? Well, look no further because our server is all about edging and orgasm denial play! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a group of mischievous players come along and start teasing you, making you wait for that sweet release of finding more diamonds. It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with a kinky twist! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride and some serious blue balls… I mean, blue blocks. -
Blocky Boner Brigade
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!
If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!
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ClassicPenRoleplayPrisonGuardQuests
Minecraft Server Overview
Discord Join Discord Server IP play.thepen-mc.net Overview
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Experience the old days of Prison Servers with a focus on grinding and community.
Key Features
- Become a Parolee and leave the prison
- Prestiges for special rewards
- Guards to assist new players and enforce rules
- Quests for extra cash or items
- Gangs to fight for dominance
- Various gameplay mechanics like illegal items and PVP zones
Ranks
Rank Requirements A – Default Prisoner B – $25,000 C – $80,000 D – $250,000 E – $800,000 Parolee – $1,500,000 Citizen – $2,000,000 Guards
Guards maintain order in the prison and enforce rules like no PVP, swords, potions, or bows.
Join the Community
Bring back the era of Classic Prisons by joining the server and Discord!
Discord Join Discord Server IP play.thepen-mc.net FAQ
- What makes this server different?
- Features like becoming a Parolee, Prestiges, Guards, Quests, Gangs, and more set this server apart.
- How can I earn money on the server?
- You can earn money through activities like Fishing, Farming, and Mining.
- Are there any rules enforced by Guards?
- Guards enforce rules like no PVP, swords, potions, or bows within the prison.
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Classic Prison – Bedrock Edition
Server Information IP dnmc.net Port 19132 Version Bedrock Features Prison Mine & grind-based progression system. PvP Events Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes. Activities & Progression Cells Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. Quests NPCs help players progress faster. Commissary Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. Fishing Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. Guards Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. So Much More Check out the server to see more. For more details Store https://store.dnmc.net Discord https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB Prison Series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ebmCKPMzA&pp=ygUMcml2ZXJyYWluMTIz Overview
Prison experience with a mix of old-school features and modern gameplay. Ideal for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.
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VanillaCraft – Purevanillav2
PureVanillaV2 Minecraft Server
PureVanillaV2 is the BEST Minecraft server out there! It’s pure Vanilla, no mods at all. Make friends, explore, mine stuff, and maybe even be the best player! Join now and start playing!
170.205.24.18:30189