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Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

blocky, edfs, Edition, Grooming, Inappropriate Behavior, internet safety, McBlockface, online predator, red flag, red flag 14 year old, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag chad, red flag grooming, red flag hit on, red flag internet, red flag online, red flag online predator, red flag predator, red flag warning, red flag white, underage, white chad

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

FrenchFury Minecraft Server

Anglo, Behavior, comparison, cucks, Cultural differences, culture, Differences, emasculation, Fly, French, FrenchFury, Masculinity, Minecraft, Nationalities, Perception, pride, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Weak

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France!

Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

discussion, E-Celebs, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, ptsd, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBY Thread, RWBYTrashPTSD2807, Scarletverse Thread, Ships, smp, spam posts, Trash General, viz media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Towns Built:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

aita, another store, autism, breakfast foods, CEREAL, cheaper deals, Cheese, DinnerFoodDrama, family conflict, food shopping, Fruit, grocery shopping, Guava, individual shopping, meat, mind reading powers, Minecraft, neurotypical, not buying dinner food, oat milk, online shopping, ran out, Server, sister, stock up, texted mom

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child support, civil relationship, co parenting, custody, Experience, long distance, Moving in, only child, overreacting, peaceful separation, relationship, reminders, RESPONSIBILITY, single parent, step siblings, Struggles, summer break, Teen, Trouble, younger kids

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

CityScapeMinecraftSMP

bad reputation, BIAS, city, CityScapeMinecraftSMP, criticism, image, judgement, misconceptions, misconstrued, misjudged, misunderstood, NEGATIVE, Opinions, Perception, public perception, reputation, Stereotypes, UNFAIR, unfairness, unjust, US city, wrongly judged

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

BlockyBrainFarts

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Potions Brewed:	86	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

EnergeticKidsMC

Accidents, Awareness, Caution, children, emergency room visits, EnergeticKidsMC, Environment, hazards, Injuries, Kids, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility, Playground, Playtime, potential energy, Prevention, Protection, Risk, Safety, Safety Measures, supervision

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords [roleplay]

Aqias, Battles, building competition, Claim Land, Commerce, Commercial, continent, Forgotten, Geopolitical, Glory, GRAND, historians, History, join us, Lore, Minecraft, nation, Other, passwords, Projects, Railway, residential, Roleplay, Server, Trade, world-building

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Votes:	8277
New Chunks Explored:	391692	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki

MineDuelz Minecraft Server

AMC Cup 8, Banlists, Blue Eyes edition, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, master duel, Minecraft, MineDuelz, News, OCG, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Yugipedia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	820	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things crazy and hilarious! Join us for a wild ride filled with Blue Eyes White Dragon shenanigans and epic duels that will leave you in stitches.

Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!

Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded

Dave Meltzer, professional wrestling, retarded, shoot, SMP_DaveMeltzerIsRetarded, Sports Entertainment, wrestling, wrestling analysis, wrestling analysts, wrestling commentators, wrestling community, wrestling critics, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling insiders, wrestling journalism, wrestling news, wrestling observers, wrestling reviews, wrestling rumors

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including Dave Meltzer trying to build a wrestling ring out of dirt and failing miserably because he’s SHOOT retarded.

But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!