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LePenCraft: Build Walls, Not Alliances

alliances, anti-immigration, BUILD, CONSERVATIVE, elections, european union, extremism, far right, far-right movement, France, German, global politics, international relations, Le Pen, leader, LePenCraft, MODEL, nationalism, Politics, populism, radicalization, right wing, Victory, walls

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of potatoes and ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. we have a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and have epic dance parties with creepers. we even have a pet dragon that flies around and shoots fireworks out of its butt. join now and be part of our wacky adventure, where anything is possible, even a far-right leader seeing Le Pen victory as a model for our server domination. let’s gooooooo!

SecretCraft: Shhhhhhhh!

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, covert operation, Enigma, hidden, Hidden Truth, Mystery, Private, secret society, SecretCraft, shhhhhhhh, top secret, undisclosed, undisclosed information., unknown, unrevealed, world’s best kept secret

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8577
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	180	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

yo, u ever heard of dis minecraft server? it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. like, u can build ur own castle and ride a pig into battle.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they say if u find it, u can become the ruler of the cheese kingdom.

also, there’s a rumor that the server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays golden eggs. like, imagine all the diamonds u could get from that chicken!

so come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who wouldn’t want to be part of that?

MilkBat & MonkeyDads

animal parenting, bat behavior, bat biology, Dayak fruit bat, evolutionary strategy, fatherhood in animals, harmful microbes, male breastfeeding, male lactation, male milk production, mammal evolution, mammal nursing, MilkBat, MonkeyDads, nursing behavior, owl monkey, paternal care, primary caregiver, primate behavior, single parent nursing, unique mammal behavior, wild mammal

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dayak fruit bats producing milk like what even is that? owl monkey dads taking care of babies like a boss and only letting females nurse them for safety like whoa. it’s like a crazy evolutionary strategy to keep those harmful microbes at bay. if you want to experience the wildest and weirdest things in minecraft, then this is the place to be. join now for a mind-blowing adventure like no other!

winningcurry smp

Discord, f2p, new smp, No hacking, rules, smp, Survival, winningcurry smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	85	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	1294
Players Killed by Monsters:	8431	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

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Loli-Free Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, community standards, content creators, Disgusting, entertainment industry, ethical standards, hobby, inappropriate, internet culture, LoliFree, Lolis, Minecraft, online personas, online safety, online streaming, Server, social responsibility, underage characters, virtual avatars, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers, wrong kind of people

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy lolicons in the Vtuber community? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we have banned all lolis and only allow wholesome content. Our server is a safe haven for Vtubers who just want to have fun without worrying about creepy individuals lurking around. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels all lolicons, so you can mine and build in peace without any unwanted attention. Join us today and say goodbye to the lolis once and for all!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

blocky, BOOTY, Communication, confusion, Connection, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, emotions, Expectations, Experience, feelings, fulfillment, Intimacy, Minecraft, Perception, Pleasure, porn, Reality, relationships, Server, sex, society, Struggle, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Votes:	523
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1751

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons. But beware, the lair was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their treasure. The player had to battle the chickens in an epic showdown that ended with a chicken riding a pig into the sunset. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cactus King, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a giant cactus mount. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Cactus King in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes. One player even wished for a pet dragon and now they roam the server wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to jump in and start playing!

HubbyGrossOutCraft

anger management, Behavior, Communication, controller, depression, disgust, Gaming, grossed out, HubbyGrossOutCraft, husband, internet, Kids, kids devices, lying.., Online game, relationship, SMASH, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Farms Harvested:	301
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ores Mined:	1953
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your husband’s controller-smashing shenanigans? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it will distract you from all the drama in your life.

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun. Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your husband’s questionable behavior. Who needs a controller when you have a pickaxe in hand, am I right?

Plus, our server is so lit, it will cure your husband’s depression in no time. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way to happiness? So come on, join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where broken controllers are a thing of the past!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, Best advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, encouragement, Experience, guidance, inspiration, learning, life advice, life lessons, Mentorship, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, self improvement, Server, success, Support, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Love Letters Sent:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! The best piece of advice we can give you is to join our server and let the madness begin.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a land filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness that they couldn’t help but stay and explore all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle, building a house out of rainbow blocks, and participating in epic dance parties with other players. The best part? You never know what outrageous adventure awaits you next! So come on, join our server and let the fun begin!

CraftingLoseIt

Ability, autocorrect, common mistakes, Communication, CraftingLoseIt, education, English language, grammar, homophones, Language, language evolution, language trends, learning, Literacy, LOSE, misspelling, MISTAKES, orthography, Spelling, vocabulary, writing skills

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	264
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a laugh while building your blocky empire!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Llama King and the mischievous Chicken Overlord as they fight for control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas and ride into battle on their fluffy backs, or will you align yourself with the chickens and peck your way to victory?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Spelling Bee Dungeon, where players must correctly spell words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” in order to unlock rare treasures. Can you outspell the spelling bee and claim your reward?

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and see why everyone is talking about it! Just remember, if you can’t handle the craziness, you might just…loose your mind.

CraftyMissileLaunch

ballistic missile, Conflict, CraftyMissileLaunch, defense system, Diplomacy, east asia, East Coast, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military capabilities, missile launch, North Korea, nuclear weapons, provocation, regional stability, sanctions, security threat, south korea, Tension, united nations

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magic Items Found:	1798	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!