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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 8077 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 76 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need to hone your skills in pig jousting or treehouse decorating? We’ve got you covered!
Rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a dragon with nothing but a stack of diamonds and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battle between the mods and a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.
So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and show off your skills in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible, then join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player known for their epic feats like building a roller coaster that goes to the moon or creating a farm that grows enchanted golden apples. The sky’s the limit (literally, if you build a sky base)!
