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KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2919
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

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Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Star Shards Collected:	150
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Potions Brewed:	143	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Magic Items Found:	6006
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Alien Abductions:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!

PutinsPuzzleCraft

biden, Conflict, Crisis, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global security, incursion, international relations, Invasion, military intervention, Négotiation, political tensions, putin, PutinsPuzzleCraft, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	122	Ores Mined:	6250
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where the only dilemma you’ll face is which block to build with next! we got Putin causing chaos in Ukraine but don’t worry, he’s too busy tryna figure out how to survive our epic pvp battles. join now for a chance to see Biden and Putin duke it out in a pixelated world where anything is possible! trust me, you won’t wanna miss this wild ride. #minecraftmadness #putinvsbiden #crazycrafting

MooCraft: Seaweed & 3-NOP Edition

3-NOP, 3NOP, additives, Advances in dairy nutrition, dairy, dairy industry, Delivery, digestion, Edition, Emissions, environmental footprint, greenhouse gas, Livestock, livestock methane emissions, manure, methane, moocraft, nutrition, PROMISING.., reduction, Science, Seaweed, seaweeds

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	225
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we are reducing livestock farts by 60% with advanced dairy nutrition science!!! 🐄🌿

we have seaweeds and 3-NOP to save the planet from cow toots!!! 🌎🐄

join us and help fight the greenhouse gas that makes up most of the dairy industry’s environmental footprint!!! 🌿🐄

save the planet, one minecraft block at a time!!! 🌍🐄

join now and be a hero in the battle against cow farts!!! 🦸‍♂️🐄

(Disclaimer: This server is not actually saving the planet from cow farts, it’s just a fun and silly way to attract players. Please don’t take this description too seriously.)