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NoFear News Server

CLICKBAIT, critical thinking, digital journalism, ethical journalism, fear-inducing articles, fear-mongering, for-profit news industry, information overload, journalism ethics, Media bias, Media influence, media literacy, media manipulation, media responsibility, News, news consumption, news cycle, nofear, public perception, readership, sensationalism, Server, social media impact

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE THE FEAR-INDUCING NEWS INDUSTRY! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE CLICKBAIT HEADLINES AND ZOMBIES THAT MOAN LIKE SCARY POLITICIANS! BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE FAKE NEWS MONSTERS! ALSO, OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF UNICORN TEARS AND OUR PIGS CAN FLY! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN READING ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD! #FAKENEWSFREEZONE #MINECRAFTFORLIFE

Impatiently Patient Craft

#impatience, agreeable, coping, coping mechanisms, Craft, DELAY, delayed gratification, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional skills, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Frustration, Impatiently, inappropriate, patience, patient, self-regulation, tolerance, Understanding, UNFAIR, unreasonable

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	299	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchantments Applied:	272	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Are you tired of waiting around for things to happen on your boring old Minecraft server? Are you sick of feeling impatience creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Our server is like a magical land where patience is a thing of the past and impatience reigns supreme. You’ll never have to wait for anything again, because everything happens instantly!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM! You’ve got a full inventory in seconds. You’re building a castle and BOOM! It’s finished before you can say “redstone.” Our server is so fast-paced, you’ll feel like you’re living in a Minecraft fever dream.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of the most patient players you’ll ever meet. They’ll help you navigate our crazy world and show you the ropes. Plus, our staff is always on hand to make sure you’re having the time of your life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to impatience forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, banana, Cheating, dedicated members, diamond-based, Discord, Events, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invisible item frames, Join, Minigames, new players, Passionate players, Player Base, Plooop, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	124	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Addons	Minimal (Playerheads, Armor stand editor, invisible item frames)
Economy	Diamond-based
Community	Average age in the lower 20s, but all ages welcome!
Voice Chat	Yes, we love to chat!

FAQ

How can I join the server?

Contact Plooop on Discord and join using this link.

What kind of players are you looking for?

We’re looking for dedicated members who are passionate about Minecraft and follow our basic rules of no griefing or cheating.

Do you have any events or minigames on the server?

Yes, we host fun events and minigames regularly to keep the community engaged and excited.

Is the server newbie-friendly?

Yes, new players are welcome to join and explore the server with the help of our dedicated player base.

Minecraft server: Echoes of Elysium

(Audio), 11, 11th volume, audio control, audio levels, Echoes, Elysium, high volume, Levels, long tail, loud, loud control, loud music, Minecraft, Music, music control, music volume, Server, Sound, sound control, sound levels, volume control, Volumes

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5261
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	173
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Villages Defended:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Yo, listen up you blockheads! If you ain’t playin’ on this server, you’re missing out big time! We got volumes cranked up to 11, so you can hear those creepers sneaking up on you from a mile away. And let me tell ya, the PvP battles here are so intense, it’s like watching a llama fight a zombie! Plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Fearful Boboid Minecraft SMP

alarmed, anxious, apprehensive, Boboid, Boboids, Bottom, distressed, fear, Fearful, frightened, horrified, intimidated, long tail, Minecraft, Nervous, panicky, petrified, Scared, smp, Terrified, timid, uneasy, Worried

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming dance parties instead of exploding! – The villagers have formed a secret underground society where they trade emeralds for rare enchanted items… and dance battles. – Our server owner once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. True story. – We have a secret hidden treasure chest that contains unlimited diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you can survive the madness! Remember, the bottom is in…whatever that means.

FiancéCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Chronic illness, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, Fiance, FiancéCraft, flare up, friendship, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Priorities, relationships, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value love and loyalty above all else! Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Need a break from friends who don’t understand your priorities? Look no further! On our server, we support each other through thick and thin, no matter how crazy the circumstances.

Imagine building a virtual world where your love for your partner shines brighter than any diamond block. Take care of your in-game loved ones and watch your relationships flourish in ways you never thought possible.

So why join our server? Because here, we don’t just play Minecraft – we live it, love it, and laugh through it all. Come be a part of our wacky community and experience a gaming experience like no other. Plus, we have virtual hugs and support for days – who needs real-life drama when you have a Minecraft family like ours?

MentalLoadMinecraft

adhd, children, coeliac, Communication, communication breakdown, Defensive, Dinner, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, household organizing, Marriage, Mental load, MentalLoadMinecraft, overstimulated, parenting, pasta, sulking, Support, Understanding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Buildings Constructed:	28
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Enchantments Applied:	157
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the mental load of motherhood better than anyone else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with chopping blocks, cooking up virtual pasta, and avoiding overstimulation at all costs.

Our server is perfect for those with AuDHD (totally not a made-up condition), as we provide a safe space to escape the chaos of real life and dive into the blocky world of Minecraft. Plus, our community is full of understanding players who will never add to your mental load by asking unnecessary questions about pasta portions.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – unless, of course, you’re worried about creepers blowing up your creations, in which case, you’re on your own!

AnxietyCraft: Real or Virtual?

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, challenging beliefs, Cognitive Distortions, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, fear, intrusive thoughts, irrational thoughts, managing anxiety, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, negative self-talk, panic attacks, real, relaxation techniques, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-doubt, stress, Therapy, virtual

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9726
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Runes Activated:	3

Are creepers constantly whispering in your ear that you’ll never find diamonds? Are skeletons shooting arrows of self-doubt at you every time you try to build a house? Join our Minecraft server and banish those anxiety-inducing mobs for good! Our server is a safe haven where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and maybe even find that elusive Ender Dragon to prove your anxiety wrong once and for all. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure!

TelAvivCraft: Missile Mayhem

AREA, Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, Houthi, hypersonic missile, international relations, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, missile attack, Missiles, News, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounded

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got hypersonic missiles flying around like fireworks in Tel Aviv, bro! Sixteen peeps got lightly wounded, but they respawned like it was no biggie. It’s a wild ride on this server, with explosions left and right, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Join now for a truly explosive gaming experience, where chaos reigns supreme and the fun never stops!

Wholesome Lap in December

age gap, comfort, cultural expectations, DECEMBER, Double Standard, family, generational differences, holiday season, Innocence, lap, old man, Perception, public opinion, societal norms, strange, taboo, tradition, warmth, Wholesome, young child

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where old men with young children on their lap are seen as wholesome all year round! why wait for december to feel the love? our server is so lit, even santa claus would be jealous! we have unicorns flying around, diamonds raining from the sky, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

you won’t find a more magical place to build your dream castle and ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama. plus, our community is filled with the friendliest players who will shower you with gifts and compliments.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest and most hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, you won’t regret it.