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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 6277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7038 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have this crazy cool thing where you can, like, electrocute yourself in the game, but don’t worry, it’s totally safe! Our totally legit study shows that there’s, like, no damage to your brain cells or anything. It’s, like, a wild ride, dude. So come join us and zap yourself into a whole new world of fun!
