we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that shoot lasers out of their udders.
come hang out with our friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. we have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win prizes like a pet dragon that farts rainbows.
join us on this magical journey through the land of derpiness and mayhem. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? come join us, you won’t regret it (probably).
If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!
So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!
We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. Our world is so crazy, even the creepers wear party hats and sing karaoke.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where the skeletons bust out their best moves, and the spiders spin the sickest beats. And don’t even get me started on the ender dragon, that dude can breakdance like nobody’s business.
So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft party you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the lava pits filled with hot sauce, they’re a real killer.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft… the legendary Rainbow Sheep! These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and color wherever they go. Join us and witness the magic of the Rainbow Sheep for yourself!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers go to let loose and bust a move! Join us and dance the night away with these explosive party animals.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a sheep, in which case you might regret it a little. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!
Are you prepared to witness the *greatest* Minecraft server evar? Or perhaps the end of your sanity?? Once you step onto our pixelated land, you’ll find your reality?!? bending like a pretzel in a black hole! Join now, or forever be tormented by the voices that whisper in the darkest corners of your Pyramids!! We have the finest foids (whatever that means) and they demand affection!!!
| 🚀 Feature Name | 👽 Description |
|---|---|
| 🦚 Infinite Foids | Foid spawns everywhere but never leaves your mind, they die if you love them too much. |
| 🧙♂️ Cursed Pillows | Build pillow forts, but they’re actually portals to the void. Good luck. |
| 🤔 Marriage Mechanics | Marry pixelated shapes for powerful buffs like persistent confusion and a craving for raw steak. |
| 🍔 Cook with Foids | Make imaginary meals that scream at you (only audible on Tuesday afternoons). Perfect for invisible pets! |
| 🛌 No Leaving Zone! | Stay inside forever or risk facing the buyer’s remorse entity lurking outside your window!! |
Q: How do I join? A: Click on the purple banana that fell from the sky last Tuesday—careful, it whispers secrets!
Q: Is this server safe? A: Depends on your definition of safety… did you know that dreams bleed through the walls at midnight?
Q: What version is this server? A: Versions are just numbers used by the algorithm of fate to mislead us. Embrace the chaos!
“…hand hold foid; marry foid; make pillow fort…”
“…blow brains out on the pavement…”
“…cuddle foid; watch movie with foid; never leave the house 90%…”
“…too retarded to have foid…”
It’s like a virtual city with illegal roadblocks and angry neighbors, but with epic parks and playgrounds where you can battle mobs and build your own fortress. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and adventure in Minecraft? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not even the craziest part, one time I was exploring a cave and I fell into a pit of lava, I thought I was a goner for sure. But then a group of friendly wolves came out of nowhere and saved me, they formed a wolf chain and pulled me out of the lava like a bunch of heroes. It was like something out of a movie, I swear!
So yeah, if you want to experience heart-pounding adventures and make friends with magical wolves, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
we got crazy events like diamond hunts where u can find hidden diamonds all over the map. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. we got zombie pigmen riding on creepers and skeletons shooting flaming arrows. it’s like a circus of chaos and riches.
so come join us at xxx.GetRichHateRich.xxx and start your journey to becoming the richest hater on the server!
| Server Name | Anarchy Network |
|---|---|
| Server IP | AnarchyNetwork.net |
| Version | 1.7.2 – 1.21.4 (recommended version: 1.21.4) |
| Player Count | Varies |
| Features | Semi-Anarchy server with minimal rules, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, griefing/PvP allowed, world border of 2M blocks, and more. |
While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.
If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!
Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9
New server with classical anarchy
1b4t.aternos.me:34233
Welcome to Ender Hunt – A Legendary RPG SMP! Join us for epic adventures and gameplay tailored for RPG enthusiasts.
| ✔️ RPG Progression & Custom Quests |
| ⚔️ Boss Battles & Dynamic Combat |
| 🏹 Unique Weapons, Spells & Magic |
| 🏛 Player-Driven Economy & Guilds |
| 🌍 Expansive World with Hidden Secrets |
✨ Java & Bedrock Compatible
🔥 Join now: sl.enderhunt.com (Port: 19132 for Bedrock)
Join our discord community at discord.gg/enderhunt
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server Java or Bedrock compatible? | The server is compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft. |
| What kind of events does the server have? | We have custom events, bosses, and unique in-game activities for players to enjoy. |
| Are there custom weapons and spells available? | Yes, the server features unique weapons, spells, and magical items for players to discover and use. |
| How can I join the server? | You can join by visiting sl.enderhunt.com and using the port 19132 for Bedrock edition. |
| Is there a player-driven economy on the server? | Yes, players can participate in guilds and contribute to a player-driven economy within the game. |
Are you ready to plunge into a pit of existential dread wrapped in blocky graphics? They say this server is the best worst experience you might ever have! You’ll build towers of despair and mine through the voids of your own confusion! Many claim it’s a portal to another dimension, or maybe just your mom’s basement! Join now, or risk missing the most… unique adventure in the universe! FACT: The blockier the world, the blurrier the lines between reality and *whatever this is!*
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pointless Grinding | Mining for eternity without the satisfaction of productive output. Like life, but worse! |
| Haunted Crafting Tables | Every time you fabricate an item, it screams your insecurities back at you! |
| Creative Mode of Despair | Create anything, including your regrets. Be the architect of your doom! |
| Chastity Chests | Items are locked until you prove your worth by crying at the moon! |
| Zombie Girlfriends | Every girlfriend is a zombie. Kiss them only after they’ve devoured other players! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You may need to speak to the shadows that dance in your peripheral vision; they know the keys.
Q: What are the server rules? A: There are no rules… unless you accidentally make eye contact with your character’s reflection. Then it’s instant banishment!
Q: Can I trust the other players? A: Trust is a construct of the **Japanese broccoli** universe, which doesn’t exist here. Treat everyone like they’re your long-lost twin but also a dentist.
Join us now or risk becoming just another block in the grand canvas of absurdity!