but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.
and get this, Trudeau is like, “nah bro, you can’t have our minerals” but on this server, we’re all about sharing the wealth. so come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between Trump and Trudeau you’ll ever see. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking sheep. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane Minecraft server and let the madness begin!
Who needs to worry about ethnonational identity when you can be a blocky warrior fighting off creepers and zombies?
On our server, you can forget about global markets and just focus on building the coolest pixelated castle ever!
So, come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Let’s mine, craft, and laugh together in our wacky Minecraft world!
| Features: |
|---|
| Discord server promoting mapping, content creation, lore, and politics discussions |
| Excellent Dynmap for visualizing server’s claims and territories |
| Friendly and involved moderation team |
| User-created storylines |
| Unique claiming system |
Join the Discord today: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server launching today? | Yes, we are launching today! |
| What can I do on this server? | You can engage in mapping, content creation, lore and politics discussions, and create your own storylines. |
| How can I visualize the server’s claims and territories? | We have an excellent Dynmap feature for that purpose. |
| Is there a specific claiming system on this server? | Yes, we have a unique claiming system that differs from townyclaims. |
Join us and build your empire, just like Napoleon tried to do before he got wrecked. Take on crazy challenges like the Battle of Castle Itter, where American and German troops fought together (yes, you read that right). And if you’re feeling rebellious, why not start your own Prague uprising in-game?
But wait, there’s more! We have random country picker to keep things interesting, mods that will make you question reality, and a community that’s as wild as the Greek protests during the government-debt crisis.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have a Minecraft server like this?
| Server Name | Zaffeine SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Survival |
| Server Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Location | USA East |
| Whitelist | 18+ |
| Proximity Voice Chat | Yes |
| Free to Play | Yes |
| Server Features | New 1.21 blocks, Fire Tick Off |
Zaffeine SMP is a small whitelisted survival Minecraft community focused on having an extremely vanilla survival multiplayer experience. The difficulty is set to hard and there will be no economy, claim, teleportation, or other semi-vanilla mods. The only exceptions include the Simple Voice Chat mod that provides proximity VoIP for the server and the new 1.21 blocks.
Zaffeine SMP is a small mature 18+ community. This allows us to run a fantastic small community and run our server with very few limitations. We expect new members to bring a desire for fun and collaboration but also a high level of maturity and good communication skills.
The server is currently run by Zaffeine, a life long gamer and engineer living in the USA. Zaffeine administers and manages the server in spare time and has been playing and enjoying Minecraft since 2009.
Join our Discord: http://discord.zaffeine.com/
To join the Zaffeine SMP server, you first need to join our Discord server at http://discord.zaffeine.com/. From there, you can request to be whitelisted for the server.
The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, no cheating, and being respectful to other players. A full list of rules can be found on our Discord server.
Yes, the Zaffeine SMP server is free to play for all members who are whitelisted.
The server is extremely vanilla with the exception of the Simple Voice Chat mod for proximity VoIP and the addition of new 1.21 blocks. There are no other plugins or mods.
No, there is no teleportation or land claiming on the server. Players are expected to navigate and survive in the world without these features.
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Well-established server with a large player base | Can be overwhelming for new players |
| Wide variety of games and activities | Can experience lag during peak times |
| Frequent updates and new content | Some games may have long queue times |
| Pros | Cons |
|---|---|
| Offers cash prizes | Relatively new server, may have fewer players |
| 1.20 factions and survival gameplay | May have limited features compared to more established servers |
| Unique features such as boss battles and daily KOTH | May have less frequent updates |
FAQ:
1. How many players typically play on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel usually has a larger player base compared to Kawhi Network due to its well-established reputation.
2. Does Kawhi Network offer any unique features not found on Hypixel? – Yes, Kawhi Network offers cash prizes, boss battles, daily KOTH events, and other unique features that may not be available on Hypixel.
3. Which server experiences more lag during peak times? – Hypixel may experience more lag during peak times due to its larger player base, while Kawhi Network may have a smoother gameplay experience.
4. How often are updates and new content released on Hypixel compared to Kawhi Network? – Hypixel has a reputation for frequent updates and new content, while Kawhi Network, being a newer server, may have less frequent updates and new features.
5. Are there any specific game modes or activities that are exclusive to either Hypixel or Kawhi Network? – Both servers offer a wide variety of game modes, but Kawhi Network may have unique features such as cash prizes, 1.20 factions, and boss battles that are not found on Hypixel.
And if you’re sick of encountering transphobia, you’ll be happy to know that our server is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ individuals. In fact, our server is so inclusive that even the creepers are gender-neutral!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to ghosting and transphobia forever!
But that’s not all – our server is a melting pot of Jewish culture, where you can build your own synagogue, celebrate Hanukkah with exploding dreidels, and even ride on a matzah-powered roller coaster. Who knew Minecraft could be so kosher?
So why join our server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging flying latkes, or team up with your friends to defeat a giant golem made entirely of gefilte fish? Come join the fun and experience Jewish culture in a whole new way – just watch out for those sneaky kids trying to use you as a meat shield!
| Season | 10th |
|---|---|
| Community | Strong and friendly |
| Streamers | Regular streamers |
| Server Type | Similar to hermitcraft |
| Rules | Respectful behavior, no clowns |
| Plugins | Minimal, vanilla nature preserved |
To join the server, please join our Discord using the following link: https://discord.gg/VpN3Mdnpt9. You can find the server IP and information in the self-promote channel.
We have a friendly and active community with some roleplay/factions involved. Major build projects are constantly underway, and we have a mature player base.
We only have a few rules, but we do not tolerate disrespectful behavior. Be respectful to other players, and you will have a great experience on the server.
We have minimal plugins that do not change the vanilla nature of the server. This allows for an authentic gameplay experience.
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging virtual creepers and virtual drama llamas. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family…minus the awkward family reunions.
Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just ask our resident Minecraft expert, Steve. He joined our server and now he’s so addicted, he’s started building virtual replicas of his favorite fast food joints. Who needs real food when you can have a virtual Big Mac, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Love is in the air…or maybe that’s just the smell of burning zombies. Either way, it’s a win-win!