Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to prove you’re not poor! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret vault filled with stacks of emeralds for all members. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a long-lost prince who will grant you three wishes if you find his hidden castle in the sky. So come join us and show off your wealth in style! #RichKidsOnly
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BrokeBoiMC SMP
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Neighborhoods of Misconception
join our epic minecraft server where poor conservatives and wealthy liberals live in harmony! liberals be like “omg my neighbors are so rich, i bet they have diamond blocks for walls” and conservatives be like “my neighbors must be swimming in emeralds, they probably have a pet dragon too” come join the fun and see for yourself the wacky world of exaggerated wealth and crazy neighbors! you never know what kind of mansion or castle your neighbor might have next door, maybe even a secret underground lair filled with treasure! join now and let your imagination run wild in our one-of-a-kind server!
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YardWorkMansion
Yo, listen up all you middle class peeps! Are you tired of all that yard work and house cleaning? Well, have I got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities for a while!On our server, you can build the biggest mansion you’ve ever dreamed of, without lifting a finger! No more mowing the lawn or scrubbing toilets, just pure luxury living in block form.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of garden gnomes who will do all your yard work for you in exchange for shiny diamonds. Trust me, these little guys are pros at landscaping.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where all your laundry magically folds itself. Say goodbye to folding clothes forever!
So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury you deserve, without all the pesky chores. Middle class problems? Not on our watch!