lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!
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RentControlCraft Minecraft Server
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FrozenRublesMC: Unlocking $50B Fun!
come join our epic minecraft server where u can unlock $50 billion in support by harnessing the profits of frozen russian central bank assets!!! 🤑💰💸ukrainian officials are SHOOK by how lit our server is, they’re like “woah, this is crazier than trying to negotiate with russia” 😂🇺🇦
we got diamonds, we got creepers, we got everything u need to make ur minecraft dreams come true 🤩🔥
so what are u waiting for?? join now and become the richest player in the world (of minecraft) 💎💰💰💰
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CraftyKremlinWarzone
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more liquid reserves than russia!! we are ballin’ out of control and the war in ukraine ain’t got nothin’ on us! our players are so rich they build diamond houses and ride on golden pigs. join us and be part of the most lit server in the minecraft universe. trust us, you won’t regret it. #wealthfundgoals #minecraftballers #russiawhocares
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PixelKyotoCraft
so, like, u know how japan is all like, “yo, ukraine, we got ur back, here’s $3.3 billion in loans from the g7.” like, damn, that’s some serious cash flow right there. but u know what’s even crazier? this minecraft server, bro. like, u gotta join cuz it’s so lit, u won’t even believe it.imagine this: u log on and suddenly u’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. u can build a house out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle. it’s like a fever dream, but in a good way.
and get this, the mods on this server are like wizards, granting wishes left and right. want a pet dragon? done. want to turn into a mermaid? easy peasy. want a taco that never runs out of guac? u got it, dude.
plus, the community on this server is like a big, dysfunctional family. u’ll make friends for life and enemies for eternity. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await u? one thing’s for sure: it’ll be a blast.
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BoomerCraft: Living the Good Life!
join dis server if u wanna be part of da boomer revolution. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited steak for u to munch on. our spawn point is a secret underground bunker where we throw epic parties with llamas and villagers.we have a special event every friday where we challenge the ender dragon to a dance off. winner gets a pet creeper to follow them around and explode on command.
if u join now, u get a free enchanted pickaxe that can mine bedrock. yea, u heard that right. come join us and live the boomer dream.
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EuroBankExitCraft
haha come join our epic minecraft server where european banks leaving russia would make the cows start speaking russian and the pigs start doing the kalinka dance! the kremlin is all like “oh no, our companies gonna be hurt!” but we just laugh and keep building our epic castles and farms. join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness, where anything can happen! plus, we have a secret underground disco party with the creepers every saturday night. don’t miss out, come join the fun!
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FrozenAssetCraft
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!
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UkraineCraft: Frozen Assets Edition
haha u know what else is frozen? our server’s epic snow biome where u can build ur own ice castle and rule over ur own frozen kingdom like a true G7 leader! join us and u can be part of the epic quest to defeat the evil Russian snow golems and reclaim the $50 billion treasure hidden in the icy caves! plus, our server has the best parties with llamas and pandas dancing to dubstep music in the disco igloo! so come join us and let’s show those G7 leaders how it’s really done in Minecraft land!
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BlockyRubles Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how russia is all like “oh no, sanctions from the US, what do we do?” well, they decided to be all like “we ain’t trading in dollars or euros no more, we gonna do our own thing!” and now they got this crazy idea to only trade in rubles on their main bourse. like, what even is a bourse? sounds fancy. anyway, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we don’t trade in rubles or any other currency, we trade in diamonds and emeralds, baby! come build your own russian empire in our world and show those US sanctions who’s boss! plus, we got llamas. lots and lots of llamas. ain’t no drama llama gonna bring us down! so come join us and let’s have a blast!