one time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon. yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon.
also, there’s this rumor goin’ around that if you build a house outta glowstone, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.
so, like, forget about all that trade chaos stuff and come join the wackiest, wildest, most epic minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
Imagine the thrill of dealing cards and raking in the virtual cash, all while surrounded by fellow femcels who are also looking to escape their lonely lives. Plus, rumor has it that the more successful you are as a dealer, the higher your chances of finding a Minecraft boyfriend.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start dealing those cards like a boss! Who knew that the key to finding love was through a virtual blackjack table?
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!
But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!
| Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP! |
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| Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity. |
| 🌍 Stability | Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! |
| 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win | Fairness for all players is our promise. |
| 🎁 Giving Back | Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. |
| 🌈 Inclusivity | Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. |
| 🤖 Custom Plugins | Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. |
| 🎮 Cross-Platform | Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! |
| 🌄 Permanent World | All builds are kept forever |
| 🌟 Level-Up System | All donator perks are available through free, in-game means |
| 🐾 Pets | Train a pet to assist you in a fight |
| 🏡 Land Claim | Protect all your precious builds |
| 🪓 McMMO | Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency |
| 💰 Strong Economy | Thriving player economy |
| 🏆 Leaderboards | Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards |
| 🌟 Hard Difficulty | Difficulty for the server set to Hard |
| 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates | Join our Discord and suggest a feature! |
Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
On our server, you’ll have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil western influencers who are trying to turn our MENA brothers into soy latte-drinking, avocado toast-eating softies. Use your Minecraft skills to build fortresses, gather resources, and defeat the sissies once and for all!
But that’s not all – we also have special quests where you can rescue MENA males from the grips of toxic masculinity and teach them the ways of true manliness. From beard-growing competitions to camel racing tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and be a part of the epic quest to save the MENA male from western propaganda and sissification. Who knew Minecraft could be so manly?
Join us if you want to experience the chaos of trying to build a base while dodging flying manga volumes and heated debates about which character is best girl. Who needs peaceful mining when you can have intense arguments about the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon?
So come on, join our server and immerse yourself in the madness of our manga-loving community. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a dramatic roleplay where everyone is a different manga character fighting for dominance over the server. It’s a good thing, trust us.
Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas with diamond swords, or take a break and relax in our luxurious diamond mansion with a built-in jacuzzi filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s fireproof)!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (just be careful of the evil potato goblins guarding it)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to boring daily inconveniences forever!
| Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts! |
| Server IP: modern-anarchy.org |
Yes, you can use hacks like a pro on the server. However, please refrain from using hacks for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.
No, there are no bans on the server. Only mutes for specific violations mentioned above.
No, the server has no resets ever. You can build and survive without the fear of losing your progress.
Yes, you can explore a vast 3×3 million block world border. Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0 and redefine your survival journey.
No, there are no teleports or shortcuts on the server. It’s an authentic vanilla anarchy experience with no compromises in survival skills.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while being chased by creepers. And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato with TNT” or “Parkour Across a Lava Pit Filled with Rabid Wolves.”
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!