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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 734 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Farms Harvested: | 882 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 26 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 13 |
imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.
plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.
so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.