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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 5915 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6984 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
imagine this – putin logging into our server, building a giant gold palace, and flexing on all the other players. he can forget about russia’s economy for a while and just chill with us. we even have a special “putin’s palace” area where he can rule over his virtual kingdom.
plus, we have the best economy in minecraft history. like, you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, or even sell your soul for a stack of emeralds. it’s wild, man.
so, if you want to escape the real world and have a blast with putin and the gang, join our minecraft server now! it’s the best decision you’ll ever make, trust us.