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ArgenCraft Minecraft Server
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we pay off billions in debt just by playing minecraft!!! like, who needs a job when you can just mine some diamonds and boom debt free!!! also, our server is run by a llama named carl who once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a stick and a potato. legend says he can summon lightning bolts with a single spit. so yeah, join us for the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!!! -
CraftyMilei123
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join this server! it’s so lit that even milei ended argentina’s deficit after 123 years on it! imagine what u can accomplish here! build the craziest structures, battle epic monsters, and even find hidden treasure! plus, the community is so awesome that u’ll never wanna leave! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness! -
KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server
so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.
we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!
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EconBomb Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.
join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before! -
””Spooky October Crash Minecraft SMP””
Join our Minecraft SMP and watch as the market sentiment flips faster than a pancake on a hot griddle! Our server is so lit, even the September unemployment statistics are coming to check it out on October 4th. Rumor has it, the zombies and creepers are forming a union to demand better working conditions in our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of this wild ride where even the mobs are getting in on the action! -
UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up
haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” ð join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason ðĪŠ plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause ðĨðð° -
Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary "Boom Period", where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!
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CraftyUkrainians
come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness! -
Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!