hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well then u gotta join this server! it’s so lit that even milei ended argentina’s deficit after 123 years on it! imagine what u can accomplish here! build the craziest structures, battle epic monsters, and even find hidden treasure! plus, the community is so awesome that u’ll never wanna leave! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server
so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.
we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.
plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.
so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!
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EconBomb Minecraft Server
LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time bomb at the heart of our economy! it’s like a russian roulette but with blocks and creepers!we got economists running around trying to defuse the bomb while you build your epic base and fight off zombies and skeletons.
join now for a chance to be the hero who saves the economy and becomes the richest player on the server! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally.
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SwissCraft Minecraft Server
lol dis minecraft server is like switzerland givin ukraine a fat stack of US$1.7 billion for restorashun in just 4 years! imagine all da epic builds u can make with dat kinda cash flow, like u can build a diamond castle or a gold mansion or even a redstone rollercoaster dat goes all da way to da moon! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get a secret cheat code dat gives u unlimted diamonds and emeralds! so come join us now and get ready to flex ur building skills like never before!
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UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up
haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰
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CraftyUkrainians
come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!
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Blocky Bank Cuts Rates ’20
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM DA SKY LIKE RAIN AND PIGS FLYING AROUND ON JETPACKS. U CAN BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD BLOCKS AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS. ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL MAGIC POTIONS THAT MAKE U INVINCIBLE. PLUS, EVERY HOUR WE DROP A TON OF TNT ON A RANDOM PLAYER FOR FUN. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!
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BrokeCraft: UK Edition
lol u know what’s not broke and broken? our minecraft server! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans! our government may be struggling with public finances, but we’ve got plenty of diamonds and gold to go around in our world!we’ve got a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. if you can defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.
our community is full of friendly players who love to build insane structures like a giant toilet made entirely out of emeralds or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.
so forget about the real world problems and come escape to our wacky minecraft server where anything is possible!
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CreeperNation Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this wild minecraft server where ukraine is like, “yo, we gotta restructure our debt with these private creditors, but let’s do it in a super fun way on this server!”join us and help ukraine navigate through the treacherous world of debt restructuring while building epic structures and battling creepers.
we promise you’ll have a blast as you negotiate with creditors and fight off mobs at the same time. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where ukraine is the hero of the story?
so come on, join us and let’s make debt restructuring in minecraft the most exciting adventure ever!
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ThaiCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! You get hit with a $13.8 billion handout in digital money from Thailand! Like, what even is that?! But hey, who cares about the details when you can join our server and become a virtual billionaire overnight, amirite?Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Plus, who knows, maybe Thailand will start handing out real money too if you’re lucky enough on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some digital dough together!