Every Republican Minecraft SMP President Since Reagan Has Experienced An Economic Creeper Explosion

CONSERVATIVE, creeper, Democrat, Economic, economic growth, economic recession, economic stability, Economy, experienced, explosion, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, inflation, job creation, Jobs, Minecraft, party politics, Politics, president, reagan, recession prevention, REPUBLICAN, smp, tax policy, unemployment

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Buildings Constructed:	41	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2739

Are you tired of economic recessions ruining your Minecraft gameplay? Join our SMP where every player who aligns with the Democratic party gets a guaranteed job in our virtual economy! Since Reagan, every Republican president has brought nothing but financial chaos to our server, while every Democrat has brought prosperity and growth. Don’t let your virtual wallet suffer, join us and thrive in a world where the economy is always booming!

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

> Stock Market Crashing Minecraft SMP

both parties pushing for immigration, Civil unrest, Crashing, economic collapse, economic recession, environmental disaster, financial meltdown, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, government incompetence, inflation skyrocketing, infrastructure collapsing, market, market volatility, Minecraft, natural disasters, nuclear powers going to war, political instability, smp, social upheaval, societal breakdown, solar flares increasing, stock, stock market crashing, TRADE WARS

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Votes:	2352	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us as we navigate through a world where the stock market is crashing, inflation is skyrocketing, and infrastructure is collapsing. But wait, there’s more! Both parties are pushing for immigration, nuclear powers are going to war, and solar flares are increasing.

But fear not, brave adventurer! In this server, you can escape the madness of the real world and dive headfirst into a virtual world filled with even more insanity. Build your own empire, forge alliances with other players, and maybe even discover the secret to surviving in a world gone mad.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where everything is falling apart. Just remember, in this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional solar flare).

Chinacraft: Where even the creepers are fleeing the crumbling economy!

China, Chinacraft, collapsing, CREEPERS, crumbling, currency devaluation, debt crisis, economic collapse, economic crisis, economic downturn, economic recession, Economy, financial instability, financial meltdown, FLEEING, global impact, government intervention., international relations, market crash, political turmoil, social inequality, social unrest, stock market decline, trade war, unemployment rise

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, China is collapsing! That’s right, you can witness the chaos and destruction of one of the world’s superpowers right from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join us for epic battles between pandas and dragons, build your own Great Wall of China to protect your base, and trade with villagers who speak Mandarin (or gibberish, we’re not really sure).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can mine for rare ores and uncover ancient Chinese artifacts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the lost city of Shangri-La, complete with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). See you there, and remember: the Great Wall wasn’t built in a day, but your epic Minecraft empire can be!

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, baby, BabyCraft, Babysitting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Empathy, helping girlfriend, infant son, Minecraft, night time, nighttime routine, parenting, Partnership, prioritizing sleep, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleeping in the living room, Support, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3084	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your relationship skills? Look no further than our server! Join now for the ultimate challenge of balancing your in-game adventures with real-life drama.

Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?

With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!

GrannyGoneWild: DealWithIt

Boundaries, Break, Burnout, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, DealWithIt, Decision making, Expectations, family, GrannyGoneWild, Guilt, holiday, mental health, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, selfish, Support, travel

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands just like in this crazy story!

Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

NoDateMinecraftServer

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Ores Mined:	8249
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

Are you tired of dating people who don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is filled with players who understand the importance of building a solid foundation, both in relationships and in-game structures.

Join us if you never want to date someone who doesn’t understand the thrill of finding diamonds in a virtual cave or who doesn’t appreciate the artistry of a well-designed redstone contraption. Our players are all about that blocky life and will never let you down when it comes to supporting your pixelated dreams.

So if you’re looking for a partner who shares your love for all things Minecraft, join our server today and start building a love that’s as strong as obsidian (but hopefully not as hard to break).

MemecraftMemorized

brain exercise, brain teaser, cognitive recall, Irrelevant, long term memory, MemecraftMemorized, Memorized, Memory, memory game, mental retention, Pointless, Random, Recollection, trivia night, trivial, trivial pursuit, unimportant, useless, useless facts, useless information, useless knowledge

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4424	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of remembering useless things like your ex’s phone number or the lyrics to a song you hate? Well, join our Minecraft server and put that brain power to good use! Our server is so wacky and wild that you’ll forget all about those pointless memories. Plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant chicken with a diamond sword! So come on, join us and say goodbye to useless memories forever!

BangladeshMayhem Minecraft Server

Bangladesh unrest, BangladeshMayhem, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Civil unrest, Clashes, demonstrations, emergency, Fatalities, government crackdown, human rights violations, jail stormed, media censorship, Minecraft, opposition, political turmoil, PROTESTS, Public Safety, security forces, Server, TV news blackout, unrest aftermath, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9088
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR FOLKS IN BANGLADESH! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN TV NEWS WENT OFF AIR TO COVER IT! WE EVEN STORMED A JAIL IN THE GAME, THAT’S HOW CRAZY WE ARE! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU END UP IN A VIRTUAL JAIL LIKE THOSE BANGLADESHI FOLKS, HAHAHA!

YemenCraft: Port of Flames

airstrikes, Conflict, Destruction, flames, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military intervention, political tension, PORT, regional instability, violence, War, Yemen crisis, Yemen port, YemenCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that the flames from an Israeli strike on a Yemen port were seen across the Middle East, but like, in Minecraft form. Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles and explosions that will blow your mind. Plus, the loot is off the charts – you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. Let’s get crafting, baby!

NailClipperLaundryDay

annoying sounds, beauty routine, cleaning, cringe-worthy, Cutting nails, Grooming, household chores, hygiene, irritating noises, irritating tasks, Laundry, manicure, nail maintenance, NailClipperLaundryDay, nails on chalkboard, pedicure, personal care, self-care, Short nails, UNCOMFORTABLE, unpleasant sensations

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Items Found:	4553
Dragon Eggs Found:	1801	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Void Armor Forged:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Yo, you ever cut your nails too short and then try to do the laundry? Bro, that feeling is like nails on a chalkboard, am I right? But guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we promise you won’t ever have to experience that again! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, so fire, so next level that your nails will always be perfectly manicured and your laundry will always be fresh and clean!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually your friendly neighbors who bring you cookies instead of blowing up your house. Our pigs can fly and our cows can breakdance. And don’t even get me started on our chickens who lay golden eggs. We’ve got diamond armor for days and enchanted weapons that will make you feel like a total boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard that dragon tell a knock-knock joke. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Boys

Adventure, Boys, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, Custom Items, custom textures, Customenchants, Customitems, Discord, Economy, Events, Giveaways, Guilds, Kits, Magical Items, MCMMO, Parties, Ranks, RPG, Slimefun, Support, Survival, Technology

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ores Mined:	4547	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Dragon Eggs Found:	1903
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to Los Chicos Minecraft Server!

Dive into an immersive RPG experience where adventure meets innovation. Los Chicos offers a unique blend of custom items and enchantments that will elevate your gameplay to new heights. With the addition of Slimefun, you can explore a vast array of technological advancements and magical items, making every moment exciting and unpredictable.

Our dynamic economy system allows you to trade, build wealth, and establish your empire. Participate in thrilling events and competitions to showcase your skills, and don’t miss out on our frequent giveaways that reward our dedicated players.

Join Los Chicos today and become part of a vibrant community where every player contributes to an ever-evolving world of endless possibilities. Your adventure begins here!

Receive support and participate in events and giveaways in our discord server Discord

Features

Custom ItemsCustom EnchantmentsRPG skillsGuilds and PartiesSlimefunMcmmoCustom TexturesRanks and kits

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Parallel SMP: We Don’t Swing That Way with Semi-Vanilla Java and a dash of Multiworld Shenanigans!

ActiveEconomy, ArmoredPaws, Community, Custom, Dash, dont, Griefing, HACKING, Items, java, Journey, Lore, Multiversal, Multiworld, Nolag, Openworld, Parallel, ParallelWorlds, qualityoflife, respectful, rules, Semivanilla, Shenanigans, Shops, smp, SWING, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	2768	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Overview

Server Name	Parallel
Server Type	Semi-vanilla SMP
IP Address	play.parallelmc.org
Discord	https://discord.parallelmc.org
Server Website	https://www.parallelmc.org

Server Features

NEW Armored Paws Update: Featuring NINE new dog breeds, dog armor, and more!
Explore interconnected worlds.
Custom Features: Rifts to other worlds, custom structures, dungeons, and more!
Active, Dynamic Community: Friendly players and regular server events.
Participate in Lore: Shape the server’s story.
Active Economy: Shopping District and custom goods.
Quality of Life Improvements: Wandering traders, XP storage, and more!
NO LAG: Dedicated server hardware for lagless gameplay.

Server Rules

No griefing/looting
No hacking
Be respectful to other players

Join Parallel to start your multiversal journey today!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Staff can roll back damages.
Can I use hacked clients on the server?	No, hacking is not allowed. Our anticheat system detects and mitigates hacked clients.
Are there any specific rules regarding chat behavior?	Players are expected to be respectful when interacting with others through chat.
Where can I find the full set of server rules?	You can find the complete rules on our website: https://parallelmc.org/rules/

CliqueCraft Minecraft Server

Big collabs, Bijou, care, Cecilia, CliqueCraft, cliques, ecelebs, erb, Excuses, fart jokes, Fauna, FLIRTING, fuwamoco, GIGI, gura, gym, Henma, hololive english, irys, Japan, Kiara, Kronii, lusting, Manager, Minecraft, mori, Nerissa, Nijivshojofication, offstream, penis sizes, Server, sex jokes, Shiori, Twitch Vtubers

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5763	Towns Built:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress! Join us for big collabs that show there are cliques in EN, like when Fuwamoco cancels streams to hang out with mysterious figures. And don’t miss out on Kronii’s tales of flirting with men at the gym or ERB openly lusting after homos.

But that’s not all – Gura is taking time offstream to care for a secret someone, Kiara is meeting up with ecelebs for who knows what, and Fauna is streaming less to spend time with her special someone. Shiori is even rumored to be getting frisky with her male manager “Henma”!

And let’s not forget about Nerissa, who misses someone so much she’s hating Japan and making up silly excuses. Plus, IRyS, Mori, and Bijou are having some interesting discussions about…penis sizes. It’s all related to HoloEN somehow, just like Cecilia and Gigi bringing Twitch-style fart and sex jokes to the mix.

Join us on this wild ride as we witness the nijivshojofication of Hololive English – it’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords! Trust us, you won’t want to miss a moment of the chaos.

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