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CitizenCraft: Debt-Free Retirement!
Are you tired of being stuck in debt and dreaming of a luxurious retirement in a far-off land? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and sell your citizenship for a cool 5 million in-game currency. Use that money to pay off your debts and start a new life in our virtual paradise. Who needs the real world when you can live like a king in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly. So what are you waiting for? Sell your citizenship, join our server, and start living the dream today! -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain -
GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY! -
Millennial Class Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Joe Biden’s policies on the middle class? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to navigate through a world where the middle class is accessible to millennials thanks to Joe Biden.But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours. From battling giant chickens to building a house out of diamonds, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why wait? Join now and remember to say “Thank you Joe Biden” for the opportunity to experience this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!
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Curse Core: Where even the creepers are scared to go PvP against us modded players!
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type PvP, Jujutsu Kaisen based, modded Unique Features - One CT per person (can steal from people)
- 3 lives with the ability to be revived
- Limited Sukuna Fingers (20 per world gained through events)
- Lore events, currently ongoing Exchange Event
Starter Crate Given to curse users or spirits due to low player count Discord Join our Discord server FAQ
Question Answer Can I have multiple CTs? No, each player is limited to one CT which can be stolen from others. What happens when I die? You have 3 lives and can be revived. Revival occurs weekly. How do I obtain Sukuna Fingers? Sukuna Fingers are limited to 20 per world and can be gained through events. Are there any ongoing events? Yes, currently the Exchange Event is underway. Why do curse users or spirits get a starter crate? Due to a low player count in those categories, they receive a starter crate. -
GreenCraft – Cecilia’s Evergreen Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further than our server, where the 97th Wind blows with the force of a thousand creepers! Join us and become a part-time worker in our virtual world, where justice reigns supreme and monetization is celebrated like a national holiday.Our server is run by employee number one, who will stop at nothing to prove their worth in the Minecraft universe. With streams filled with holoJustice and holoEnglish, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our crazy adventures.
But that’s not all – we have important videos, music, merch, and even memes to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join the #ImmerScreen stream and unleash your inner Immergination with our unique art and music creations.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft journey like never before. Just don’t forget to watch out for the 97th Wind – it’s been known to blow players away with its sheer awesomeness!
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OpenSSLCraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, join our server where we have the most outrageous and hilarious bugs that will have you laughing for days!Forget about regular gameplay, on our server you might encounter a glitch that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns or a curse that makes all the chickens explode into confetti! And if you ever run into a problem, just Google it and use a magic flag to disable it – easy peasy!
But beware, if you dare to cross the line, you might incur Allah’s curse and endless plagues upon your bloodline! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos!
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CraftyCommitmentCrisis
Are you tired of real-life drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with surprises!Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers start a flash mob proposing to each other! It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s all happening on our server.
We promise no unwanted public proposals here, unless you count the time a player built a giant diamond ring in the sky and asked everyone on the server to marry them. Talk about commitment!
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Just remember, saying yes to joining our server is not legally binding…we think.
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CraftyConspiracyCrafters
Have you ever heard the conspiracy theory that Minecraft was actually created by aliens as a way to communicate with humans? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this wacky theory while building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends!Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a secret race of llama warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself guards the entrance, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, this is one conspiracy theory you won’t want to miss out on!
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UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and poland have joined forces to create the most secure and fun gaming experience ever! we have crazy pvp battles where ukraine and poland fight side by side against creepers and zombies. our admins are like the secret service, always watching out for any hackers or griefers trying to ruin the fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and secret weapons. join now and be part of the epic alliance between ukraine and poland in minecraft!