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MissileFailCraft

Asia, ballistic missiles, Conflict, Defense, east asia, Fails, Fires, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, missile testing, MissileFailCraft, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear weapons, sanctions, SECURITY, short-range, Tension, united nations, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we have more fails than N. Korea’s missile launches! our short-range ballistic missiles may not always hit the target, but that’s what makes it fun! watch as one missile spirals out of control and explodes in a spectacular fashion, while the other one actually makes it to its destination (maybe).

join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like our missile launches. who knows what will happen next? maybe a creeper will blow up your house, or you’ll fall into a pit of lava. the possibilities are endless on our server!

so come on over and experience the chaos for yourself. we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, who knows?). join now and be a part of the most unpredictable minecraft server out there!

TrashCraft: Talking Rubbish

clean up, compost, disposal, Environmental, Garbage, Junk, landfill, litter, Pollution, recycling, Refuse, Rubbish, sanitation, Talking, talking garbage, talking rubbish, Talking Trash, Trash, TrashCraft, Waste, waste management

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a cow on a warm summer day? well, boy do i have the server for you! this server is so lit, it’s like a creeper exploding in a fireworks factory.

join now and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks that fart glitter. ride on the backs of flying pigs while wearing a top hat made of diamonds.

our community is so wild, it’s like a party in the nether. we have players from all over the world, including aliens from mars and unicorns from the enchanted forest. you’ll never be bored with our endless supply of ridiculous mini-games and challenges.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little. but hey, zombies need love too, right?

Earther SMP: Where the only wars are over who took the last diamond! Join us in 1.21 now!

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Custom, Diamond, Earther, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Hardcore, Join, Minigames, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Earth SMP

Overview	Earth SMP for those who are bored, looking for players to populate the SMP. The Earth has a scale of 1:1500 (24576 x 12288 blocks).
Server Online	Every single day, sometimes restarts every 1-3 days.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, you need to join our Discord server and put your name in the “#whitelist” channel.
What is the scale of the Earth on the server?	The Earth has a scale of 1:1500, equivalent to 24576 x 12288 blocks.
How often does the server restart?	The server restarts every 1-3 days.
Where can I find more information?	You can find everything you need to know on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

BlockyTraffic Minecraft Server

Abuse, advocacy, Awareness, BlockyTraffic, crime, criminal organizations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, illegal-trade, law enforcement, Minecraft, modern slavery, prostitution, rescue, Server, sex trafficking, social justice, survivors, Victims, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Crops Grown:	6047
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magic Items Found:	7990	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more insane than our pixelated world is the stories we come up with to convince you to join!

Picture this: you’re a brave adventurer in a land full of mysteries and dangers. But wait, there’s a twist! The only way to survive is to convince a woman in the west that she can’t go to the authorities for help. Why, you ask? Because in our world, women hold all the power and can destroy companies, industries, and lives with just a word. It’s a wild ride of intrigue and deception as you navigate this topsy-turvy world where the damsel in distress is actually the one calling the shots.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about human trafficking. Will you uncover the truth behind the women who sell their own bodies to fund their own lifestyles, or will you be swept up in a whirlwind of mystery and intrigue? Join us and find out!

No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	222	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyCouplesCashCow

CraftyCouplesCashCow, different realities, dreams, ENTITLEMENT, envy, financial independence, friendship, Frustration, high standard of living, Jealousy, life experience, Lifestyle, managing expenses, privileged, reality check, Resentment, saving money, solo milestones, speaking my mind, Struggle, Support

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you tired of friends who have everything handed to them on a silver platter? Join our Minecraft server where everyone has to fend for themselves and truly earn their way to success! No more listening to your friends brag about their luxurious lifestyle funded by their partners – on our server, you’ll have to work hard to build your own empire.

Imagine the satisfaction of building your dream home brick by brick, mining for diamonds to afford that shiny new car, and exploring the vast world of Minecraft all on your own. No handouts here, just pure independence and hard work.

So if you’re ready to escape the reality of friends who just don’t get it, join our server and show them what true independence looks like. Who needs a partner to fund their dreams when you can achieve them all on your own in the world of Minecraft? Let’s see who the real boss is!

ImpressiveButNot Minecraft Server

bragging, deceptive, Empty, facade, Fake, Hollow, image-conscious, Impressive.., ImpressiveButNot, materialistic, Minecraft, Overrated, pretentious, self-absorbed, Server, Shallow, shallow display, Show off, status symbol, superficial, unimpressive, Vain

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Votes:	8171	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	7614

Join our Minecraft server and impress your friends with your ability to ride a pig while juggling diamonds and singing the entire Minecraft soundtrack backwards! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself wants to join just to see what all the hype is about. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a real-life Ender Dragon. So why wait? Join now and become a Minecraft legend in your own mind!

PhoneSecretsCraft

Hidden Features, phone capabilities, phone functionalities, phone functions, phone mysteries, phone options, phone secrets, phone settings, phone shortcuts, phone tips, phone tools, phone tricks, PhoneSecretsCraft, smartphone hacks, smartphone mysteries, unknown features

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden phone features that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a phone that can transform into a rocket ship and blast off into space? Well, on our server, that’s totally possible! Just find the secret code hidden in the depths of the Nether and watch your phone take flight!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever dreamed of using your phone as a magical wand to cast spells and defeat mobs? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just shout “Abracadabra” into your phone and watch as your enemies tremble in fear!

And if that’s not enough, how about using your phone as a time machine to travel back to the prehistoric era and ride dinosaurs in Minecraft? It’s all possible on our server! Just dial the secret number on your phone and get ready for a Jurassic adventure like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the hidden phone features that will change the way you play Minecraft forever! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZelenskiyCraft: Defend Against Russian Terror

air defenses, Attack, Casualty toll, Conflict, Crisis, DEFEND, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, international relations, Military, national security, Politics, president, Russian, Russian terror, SECURITY, Terror, Tragedy, Ukraine, Vilnyansk, War, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	5820
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we protect against russian terror like zelenskiy! we need more air defenses to keep our players safe from the vilnyansk casualties! join us and fight against the evil russians in the virtual world of minecraft! build your own air defenses and protect your base from the enemy attacks! let’s show those russians who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world! join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!

PixelatedLawsuit

character rights, copyright infringement, fictional character, fictional universe, fictional world, intellectual property, lawsuit, legal action, legal battle, legal consequences, legal justice, legal precedent, legal protection, legal ramifications, legal recourse, legal rights, Legal System, likeness, Permission, PixelatedLawsuit, SUE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5883	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure of all time! we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the meadows, and even a talking potato as our mayor.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. they became the king of this land and ruled with a fist made of cotton candy.

but that’s not all! we also have a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest item in all of Minecraft – a diamond sword that shoots laser beams. legend has it that whoever finds this sword will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous journey of your life! who knows, you might even meet a talking cow who tells dad jokes.