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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 9481 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7547 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
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