come join our minecraft server, where we have canada and mexico steelmakers refusing new us orders! why are they doing this? because they are too busy playing minecraft on our server, duh! join us for a wild time of building, mining, and crafting with steelmakers from around the world. who needs new orders when you can be building epic structures in the virtual world? come join the fun and see what all the steelmakers are raving about!
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MapleCraft & TacoCraft: No US Orders
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CraftyCashCrew
Are you tired of playing on basic Minecraft servers where everyone is just a noob? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for ballers who make over 100K a year! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our server is like a virtual playground for the rich and fabulous.Picture this: instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for gold bars and rare designer items. And forget about building basic houses, on our server, you’ll be constructing mansions with diamond-encrusted walls and golden roofs.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to exclusive events like yacht parties, private jet races, and even a virtual stock market where you can invest your in-game riches.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and show off your virtual wealth, join our server now and let the money-making fun begin!
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TrumpCraft: Drop Rates Worldwide
so like, u know how trump is always making crazy demands and stuff, well get this, he’s gonna demand that interest rates drop ALL OVER THE WORLD. like, who does he think he is, the king of money or something? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. plus, our diamonds are as big as trump’s ego. so come on over and build the most epic castle ever, just watch out for creepers, they’re more explosive than trump’s tweets.
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CraftyPutin’sUltimatum
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant russian monuments and troll trump supporters with sanctions and ultimatums lmao. we have a secret room filled with vodka and caviar for all our players to enjoy while we discuss ‘mutually respectful’ talks about world domination. plus, our admin is actually putin in disguise so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. join now for the ultimate russian minecraft experience, comrade!
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ClimateCraft Minecraft Server
yo, you gotta join this server cuz it’s like the Paris climate agreement but on steroids, bro. like, trump’s exit from the agreement ain’t got nothin’ on the craziness happenin’ here. we got volcanoes eruptin’ every hour, makin’ the whole server look like a post-apocalyptic wasteland. but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect ya from the lava showers.and get this, instead of creepers blowin’ up your builds, we got giant chickens stompin’ around, squawkin’ and layin’ explosive eggs everywhere. it’s like a real-life game of chicken, but with a twist.
plus, our community is so lit, we got players from all over the world, includin’ aliens from Mars and vampires from Transylvania. you never know who you’ll run into next, so keep your sword handy and your wits about ya.
so come on down to our server, where the climate may be chaotic but the fun never stops. join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyGroceryPriceDrop
Are you tired of waiting for grocery prices to drop like they promised on the news? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about grocery prices again because we have a magical market where everything is free! That’s right, you can fill your virtual shopping cart with as much virtual food as you want without spending a single virtual penny. Plus, rumor has it that the chickens in our server lay golden eggs that you can trade for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and say goodbye to expensive groceries forever!
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MineCraftyTariffWars
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is the ruler and he’s all like “we gonna build a wall in minecraft and make mexico and canada pay for it with diamonds!” and everyone is just mining away trying to get enough diamonds to pay off the tariffs. but then, like, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and potions. it’s like a crazy adventure trying to sneak past the border patrol and find the treasure before trump catches you! join now for the most wild and wacky minecraft experience ever!
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Pass-Through Tax Cuts: Minecraft Edition
join this epic minecraft server where the 2017 tax cuts are actually diamond cuts and we all get rich in game currency! build your own pass-through business and watch your income soar by 3-4%!! no impact on investment, wages, or employment because we are all just here to mine and have a good time!! come join the fun and see how the power of tax cuts can make your minecraft dreams come true!!
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RichestCraft Minecraft Server
lol join our epic minecraft server where we extract all the diamonds from india and give half of it to the richest 10% of players! we’re like the oxfam of minecraft servers, redistributing wealth in the most chaotic way possible. come join the fun and see if you can become part of the elite 10% who control all the riches in the game. who needs colonialism when you have our server? join now and start your journey to virtual wealth and power!
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CraftyTradeWars
so like, this server is lit af, like seriously lit. we got unicorns flying around, and like, dragons that breathe fire made of rainbows. if you join, you’ll be like a superhero with super strength and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.also, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring him a sandwich made of diamonds and emeralds.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret base hidden in the clouds where we plan to take over the world? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!