oh and did i mention we got a pet llama named larry who tells the best jokes? ya, he’s a real hoot. so come join us on dis crazy server where anything is possible, even tesla’s yoy sales going up instead of down. u won’t regret it, i swear on my diamond sword.
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CraftyTesla’s SalesPlummetEU
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u should cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got dragons flyin around and unicorns poopin rainbows. our players are so pro they can build a castle in like 5 minutes flat. plus, we got a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. -
CraftyTrumpTariffs
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss! -
CraftyTrumpTiffs
So, like, this server is totally lit, dude. It’s like, the best place to be if you wanna escape from all that drama between US and Canada about tariffs and stuff. Like, Trump made something snap in us, you know? But on this server, we don’t care about that. We just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time.Join us if you wanna be part of a community that’s all about having fun and not getting caught up in all that political nonsense. Plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was founded by a group of llamas who escaped from a circus and decided to start their own Minecraft world. It’s wild, man.
So come on over and join the llama revolution. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. What more could you ask for? Let’s build some epic stuff together, dude.
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EcoCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine if colombia’s president was actually a minecraft player and he was like “nah bro, we can’t mine in the US, it’s bad for the environment, we gotta cancel that venture”. like, can you imagine the chaos that would cause in the minecraft world? come join our server where we have crazy presidents making wild decisions like this all the time. who knows what will happen next? maybe the president will ban all mining in the nether because it’s too hot or something. join now for a wild ride of environmental concerns and wacky decisions! -
OilOCanadaShipstoChina
join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying. -
CoalCraft: Tariff Trouble
yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of cowboys and bandits. u can build ur own kingdom and conquer other players’ lands with ur army of pigs and chickens.plus, we got a secret underground city where u can mine for diamonds and emeralds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. and if u get bored of that, u can challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.
also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to protect ur base from griefers. and every full moon, a portal to a magical realm opens up where u can ride on flying pigs and battle evil wizards.
so join now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it… unless u get eaten by a giant spider. but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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CraftyOilCoLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where the president of colombia is actually a minecraft character and he is ordering national oil company to cancel a US $880M venture to focus on building epic minecraft structures instead! who needs oil when you can have diamonds and emeralds, amirite? join now for a chance to mine with the president and help him build the biggest diamond castle in all of minecraft history! trust us, this server is lit AF 🔥🔥🔥 -
CraftyTradeWarCraft
so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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ShipwreckedMC – The European Minecraft Server
so like, u know how Russia has this super shady fleet of ships that they use for, like, sneaky stuff? well, turns out European shipowners are the ones keeping them in business! they’re making, like, billions of dollars off of this sketchy deal. but, like, who cares about all that drama when u can join our Minecraft server instead? we don’t deal with shady business deals, just good ol’ fashioned building and exploring. plus, u might even find some hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds! so come join us and leave all that drama behind. let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

