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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
lol this server is like king charles but in minecraft form. we reaffirm our commitment to canada by building epic structures and fighting off creepers like they’re the US in a trade war. join us for a wild ride of epic battles and crazy adventures. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. come join us and be part of the madness! -
EU vs US Minecraft Server
u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout trade wars? join dis epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s combover! we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and pigs dat fly like pigs! come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #pigscanfly #minecraftforpresident -
MapleCraft Minecraft Server
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through minecraft land, but instead of riding rollercoasters, you’re building them with your bare hands! imagine the adrenaline rush of placing that last block and watching your creation come to life. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. they trade diamonds for emeralds and emeralds for dirt blocks. it’s a llama-eat-llama world out there, so you better watch your back. and if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s our little secret. so come join us on this epic adventure and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together! -
EUcraft Server: TariffTakedown €26bn
So like, this server is like the EU retaliating against Trump’s tariffs but in Minecraft form, ya know? We’re talking about €26 billion worth of crazy ‘countermeasures’ that will blow your mind! Join this server and show Trump who’s boss by building giant structures made entirely out of cheese and wine! Take revenge on those pesky tariffs by riding pigs into battle against evil trade deals! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come on and join us for some epic Minecraft madness! -
CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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TariffCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how trump is all like “imposing tariffs on australia”? well, that’s just a cover-up for the real reason – he’s tryna distract everyone from the fact that he’s secretly building a minecraft server in the white house basement! yep, you heard it here first folks. and let me tell ya, this server is lit af. we’ve got diamond armor for days, creepers that explode glitter instead of blowing up your stuff, and a secret portal that takes you straight to the land of unicorns and rainbows. so come join us on this epic adventure, cuz who needs politics when you can be building giant statues of meme characters instead? #minecraftforpresident -
CraftyTrumpMC Server
so, like, u know how trump is all like “lower tariffs on US products” and india be all like “nah bro, not happenin”? well, u know what IS happenin? this EPIC minecraft server, where u can build ur own world and not worry bout tariffs or politics or any of that boring stuff. join us and escape the drama, build a castle or a rollercoaster or whatever u want, the possibilities are endless! plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server, so u gotta join to help us stop them! come join the fun and chaos, u won’t regret it! -
CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. imagine a world where canada is like, caught in a double trade war, like, whoa. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got our own version of canada, and it’s like, totally chill, man.our players are always coming up with the most insane stories, like one time, this player built a giant igloo made out of diamonds and rode a polar bear into battle against a horde of evil villagers. it was epic, dude.
if you join this server, you’ll be part of a community that’s always up for a laugh and a good time. plus, our mods are like, super cool and always coming up with wild events and challenges for everyone to enjoy.
so, like, why wait? come join us on this crazy minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.
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DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, mate! we got kangaroos hopping around and koalas chillin in the trees. if you don’t join, the australian government will start putting tariffs on your steel and aluminum. trust me, you don’t want a kangaroo knocking on your door demanding payment for tariffs. plus, trump is gonna reconsider them anyways, so might as well hop on our server and avoid the drama. kangaroo-approved fun awaits!