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CraftyCashGrabCrafters

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Towns Built:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have recreated the infamous failed projects throughout history, from the Titanic to the Fyre Festival. Explore the depths of the ocean and see if you can find the Heart of the Ocean diamond, or try to survive on a deserted island with nothing but a cheese sandwich and a tent. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with gold bars and ancient artifacts. So come join us and experience the biggest waste of money in human history firsthand, because why not? It’s all just pixels and fun!

Stinky SMP: Where things get smelly but no one is resetting or chatting reports

Balanced, borderlands, Chatting, Claims, Cores, CPU, custom origins, Discord, Graves, Griefing, killing, Modded, Modpack, Optimisers, processor, RAM, Reports, Resetting, resource-rich, ryzen, Safezone, Smelly, smp, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchantments Applied:	51
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Emeralds Found:	5728

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 and updating
Features	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles
Performance	Great performance with minimal lag
Gameplay	Safezone-Borderlands system for both PvP and non-PvP players
Special Mod	The Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

Q: Can I appeal a ban?

A: Yes, appeals are allowed for true rulebreaks.

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: No, the server has absolutely NO resets.

Q: How is the server performance?

A: The server has 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores for great performance.

Q: Are there different playstyles supported?

A: Yes, the server is inclusive of all playstyles such as nomad, builder, PVPer, and trader.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server?

A: Yes, suggestions are welcome and will be considered by the server moderators.

Q: What is the special mod on the server?

A: The server has the Origins mod with custom origins carefully reviewed for balance and uniqueness.

Hades Hilarity

Aesthetic, artwork, Characters, Community, creativity, Customization, design, Enhancement, Fan Made, Fixing, Gaming, graphics, Hades, Hilarity, Improvement, Mods, Options, Replace, Suggestions, ugly portraits, video game

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Tired of looking at those boring, basic portraits in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have mods that can turn those ugly faces into works of art! Join us and watch as Steve transforms into a handsome prince charming or a hilarious meme face – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of salsa dancing. Join them on the dance floor and learn their ancient moves, or just sit back and watch as they twirl and spin in perfect harmony.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to find love. Help him on his quest for romance and maybe, just maybe, you’ll earn a special reward from beyond the grave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Pixelated Pals: Where Blocks Become BFFs

Amnesia, Anime, BFF’s, big titty gyaru, blocks, comedy, creative writing, Deception, disbelief, FANTASY, Girlfriend, imagination, lying.., Manga, Memory Loss, Mystery, PALS, pixelated, POV, relationships, Roleplay, romance, storytelling, Trust

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing bigger than the blocks are the titties of our gyaru players! Picture this: you wake up in a world where you have amnesia and a busty gyaru claims to be your girlfriend. But let’s be real, she’s probably just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild adventure filled with questionable relationships, epic builds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth about your past while dodging creepers and flirting with pixelated babes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

Minecraft Madness

14HH, awakening, Awareness, Conspiracy Theory, controlled opposition, critical thinking, Deception, distrust, eye-opening, hidden agenda., madness, Manipulation, Media bias, Minecraft, political agenda, Propaganda, Questioning, realization, red flags, skepticism, suspicious, truth-seeking

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Void Gems Collected:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the admins are secretly working for the Ender Dragon? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can escape the clutches of controlled opposition! Join us and uncover the truth behind the creepers’ secret agenda to take over the world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your epic quest to defeat the ultimate boss – the Illuminati Ender Dragon!

Ponyville Pizzeria

animation, artwork, cartoon, Characters, CHUBBY, Community, cute, Equine, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, fat, Fat Pony, friendship is magic, general, Horse, mlp, My Little Pony, PIZZERIA, plump, pony, Ponyville

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4607
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Runes Activated:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things fat MLP related! Picture this: you’re riding a giant rainbow-colored pony through a land made entirely of cupcakes and marshmallows, while battling evil creepers with your trusty friendship laser. Sound too good to be true? Well, it’s not! Join our server and experience the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret portal hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll be transported to a realm where every block is made of cheese! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the fat MLP madness begin!

DigiCraft: Digimon Edition

#Adventure02, #LostEvolution, #toynews, Anime, Bandai, cardgame, digi, Digicraft, Digimon, Dreamers, Edition, Franchise, games, Liberator, Manga, Patch, PC, Savers, Seekers, SURVIVE, Switch, translation

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5429
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your gaming experience like the Savers saved the Digimon franchise? Look no further! Our server is so epic that even Habu Kazumasa himself couldn’t resist playing. Join now for a chance to win a Digimon Survive official website replica in-game!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Digimon Adventure 02 characters are making a special appearance on June 11th. Plus, we have exclusive episodes 0 and 1 that will blow your mind like a Mega level Digimon.

Don’t miss out on our Liberator event where you can battle it out with other players for the ultimate prize of becoming the Digimon Master. And if that’s not enough, we have a special Digimon Seekers quest that will take you on an adventure like no other.

Join now for a chance to win exclusive Digimon Dreamers online distribution updates and BT-18 box art revealed in-game. Plus, pre-order your Premium Heroines set and get a free Ichiban Kuji lottery figure with every purchase.

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become the ultimate Digimon champion!

Adam’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets WWE for epic storytelling, bay-bay!

adam cole, Adams, bay-bay, baybay, BLOCK, Champion, charismatic leader, Entertainment, Epic, meets, Minecraft, Monday Night Raw, NXT, nxt champion, Party, professional wrestling, singles competition, Smackdown Live, Sports Entertainment, story time, storytelling, Superstar, tag team, wrestling, wrestling fan, wrestling legend, wwe

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you! Join us for a wild ride on a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start a dance party with you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with talking chickens who just want to gossip about the latest drama in the coop. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise birthday party for Steve.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Adam Cole, who will regale you with epic tales of his adventures in the Minecraft world. Who knew that mining for resources could be so entertaining?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and downright hilarious Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. And remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those dancing llamas).

Pixel Pervs

Anime, beauty, culture, discomfort, Fragrance, Girls, hygiene, makeup, Manga, nauseating, Overpowering, perfume, Pervs, PIXEL, Preferences, pungent, room, smell, societal norms, Stereotypes, Unpleasant, Women

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Potions Brewed:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only smell you’ll encounter is the sweet scent of victory! Unlike sitting next to two women doused in makeup and perfume, our server is a fragrance-free zone.

Join us for epic adventures and battles in a world where the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ gameplay. Our community is filled with players who smell like success and determination, not overpowering scents that make you want to hurl.

So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be throwing up is your hands in victory! Because on our server, the only thing that stinks is your opponents’ defeat.

MemeCraft: Stonks Edition – Where GME pumps before LINK and diamonds are the new currency

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	9854

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, strap in because on our server, we’ve got more drama than a GameStop stock pump before a Chainlink crypto surge!

Join us for a wild ride where the creepers are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and the villagers are all secretly plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories surrounding the llamas and their underground llama mafia.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical player who can build entire cities with a single click of his mouse. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a pair of enchanted diamond boots.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of chaos, adventure, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

1.19.0, Activo, amigos, argentina, CREEPERS, Cruxi, decorativo, echado, edad, Hosting with Essentials, mal comportamiento, Premium, Privado, Proyectos, reclutamiento, ShoreGaming, smp, Survival, Técnico, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9026
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
Server Type	Survival
Active Since	Over 1 year
Current Players	2 (actively recruiting)
Requirements	Premium account, +17 years old
Server IP	Hosting with Essentials

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server public or private?	The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
Can players collaborate on projects?	Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
How can I join the server?	Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.