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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8466 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 303 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
so like, if you join dis server, you won’t be one of dem Canadians living in poverty, cuz we got virtual diamonds and emeralds for days, yo! like, who needs real money when you can have a virtual mansion made out of blocks?
our server is so lit, we got unicorns roaming around and flying pigs dropping golden apples. and get this, if you find the secret treasure chest hidden deep in the mines, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.
plus, our community is like a big dysfunctional family that’s always there to help you out, whether you need someone to build a giant statue of a potato or just someone to talk to about your day. so come join us and leave poverty behind, cuz in our world, the only thing poor is your sense of humor.
