come join our epic minecraft server where zelensky is too busy playing minecraft to sign minerals deal with US 😂 we got diamonds for days and creepers that dance the macarena 💃 join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and chaotic fun! plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles 😱 don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft experience of your life, join now and let the madness begin! 🎮💥
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MineralMania Minecraft Server
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UkraineCraft: Mineral Madness
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, it’s like taming a wild ocelot with just a fish, it’s like building a castle in the sky with no wings, it’s like…ok u get it, dis server is lit af.why should u join? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly, we got creepers that dance to dubstep, we got villagers that sell u enchanted golden carrots for dirt cheap, we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and plays poker with endermen, we got a nether portal that leads to a disco party with the wither boss as the DJ.
oh and did i mention we got a mod that turns all the sheep into unicorns? yea, u heard me right, UNICORNS. so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyUkrainians
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we got more drama den Ukraine and the US! We ain’t ready to sign no subsoil deal cuz we got ”problematic issues” like creepers blowing up our diamonds and zombies stealing our pork chops. But hey, dat just makes it more fun, right? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is to have a good time! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the madness, cuz this server is where the real party’s at!
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MineCrafty Zelenskiy Server
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is, like, totally insane and off the wall? well, this server is the one for u, my dude.first off, let me tell u about the crazy adventures u can have on this server. one time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was lit, literally.
also, there’s this secret underground base that only the most elite players can find. inside, there’s, like, a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the traps, they’ll blow u up real good.
oh, and did i mention the custom mobs? yeah, we got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and creepers that explode into confetti. it’s wild, man.
so, like, why should u join this server? well, for starters, u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu. how cool is that? also, the owner of the server once wrestled a polar bear and won. true story.
so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by a trap, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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ChooChooCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build a railway linking vietnam and china using $8.3 billion loans from the chinese government! hop on the train and ride through the jungles of vietnam and the great wall of china all in one go! who needs real life when you can experience it all in minecraft! plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure at the end of the railway that will make you richer than a diamond block! join now and start your adventure to riches and glory! choo choo! 🚂💰🌟
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MineralMoochCraft
so, like, imagine this minecraft server where ukraine is the main land and u, as a player, gotta access all the minerals there. but get this, the US is all like “hey ukraine, we want ur minerals” but they don’t offer anything in return. it’s like a crazy game of trade negotiations but in minecraft form. join this server for the ultimate challenge of trying to get those minerals without giving up anything in return. it’s gonna be wild, dude.
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CraftyChopsticks Minecraft Server
come join dis epic minecraft server where china and germany are bffs and workin together to build da ultimate minecraft world. we got pandas and beer everywhere, it’s like a crazy mashup of cultures. u can build ur own great wall or autobahn, the possibilities are endless. plus, we got special quests where u gotta team up with merkel and xi jinping to defeat creepers and zombies. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
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EcoCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how swiss people r all about cheese and chocolate and stuff? well, this server is like the swiss army knife of minecraft servers, but instead of knives u get to build stuff and mine for diamonds.u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.
plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!
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MineCrafty Dealz
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!
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MontrealCraft: Local Vibes Only
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we only support local suppliers like the city of Montreal! we don’t mess with big corporations like Amazon, we keep it real with our blocky goods straight from the villagers. plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are actually secret portals to the real Montreal, where you can trade with real locals for some poutine and maple syrup. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!