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CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!

40, consumer prices, cost increase, CraftyCabbageCo, domestic production, economic crisis, economic impact, food distribution, Food Industry, food supply, grocery stores, imported goods, inflation, market fluctuations, market trends, Meal, price hikes, purchasing power, Russian food, Suppliers, supply chain, Warning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Farms Harvested:	909
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	248
Dimension Hops:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!

LobsterCraft: French Budget Blunder

blunder, Budget, economic crisis, excessive spending, extravagant spending, financial controversy, French, French presidency, government expenses, king charles, lavish event, lavish lifestyle, lobster dinner, LobsterCraft, luxury dining., opulence, political extravagance, political scandal, presidential meal, public outcry, royal dining, state funds, taxpayer money

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	104	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5570
Emeralds Found:	2649	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where we be livin’ like kings and queens! i’m talkin’ lobster dinners worth €500K, like what even is that?! the French presidency be shakin’ in their boots cuz we be ballin’ so hard. come join us and live like royalty, buildin’ castles and eatin’ lobster every night. ain’t no budget holdin’ us back, we be livin’ the high life in this server. come on, what u waitin’ for? join us and be part of the madness!

Maduro’s Mayhem Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, civil disobedience, Democracy, economic crisis, election fraud, government corruption, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, MAYHEM, media censorship, Minecraft, opposition, Political unrest, PROTESTS, regime change, Server, social justice, south america, Strongman, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

so like, u know how venezuela is like a mess right now? well, imagine if that was all happening in minecraft! like, there’s this crazy dictator dude named maduro who’s taking over the server and everyone’s like “NO WAY, DUDE!” and they start protesting in the virtual streets, building barricades out of dirt blocks and stuff. it’s like a virtual revolution, man! join our server and be part of the chaos, fight against the evil dictator and maybe even become the hero of the virtual venezuela! it’s gonna be wild, dude! come join us and let’s overthrow maduro together!

MonarchyMadness: $60MPayRaise

60MPayRaise, British Monarchy, budget allocation, cost of living crisis, economic crisis, economic disparity, financial inequality, financial news, government spending, king charles, Monarchy, MonarchyMadness, national budget, pay raise, political controversy, public funds, royal family, Royalty, Social Issues, U.K, United Kingdom, wealth gap

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where King Charles be ballin’ with a $60M pay raise while the U.K. be strugglin’ with a cost of living crisis? 😂 Join this server and live like royalty, build your own castle and flex on all the peasants with your diamond armor and enchanted weapons. King Charles be throwin’ parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks, it’s lit AF! So come join the fun and be part of the most epic kingdom in all of Minecraft history. Let’s get this bread, fam! 🎉👑💰 #KingCharles #MinecraftMonarchy #LivingLikeRoyalty

CraftyNica86

affordability, basic needs, budgeting, cost of living, CraftyNica86, economic challenges, economic crisis, economic instability, Essentials, financial burden, financial hardship, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, inflation, living expenses, Nicaraguans, POVERTY, poverty rate, prices soaring, struggling families

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	407	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Votes:	2352	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

LOLZ come join dis wacky Minecraft server where we got so many diamonds it’s like we’re living in a Nicaraguan dream world! 86.8% of players can’t afford to buy essentials like pork chops and cobblestone, but on our server, you’ll be swimming in emeralds and obsidian like a boss!

Why join? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted golden apples and enchanted diamond swords. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party every day.

So come on down and join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Who needs essentials when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and a pet zombie pigman by your side? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this wild and wacky world!

ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

Apocalypse, ArgenCraft, argentina, business closures, business owners, devastation, economic crisis, economic downfall, economic recovery, economic uncertainty, financial assistance, financial impact, financial struggle, financial support, government aid, job loss, medium-sized businesses, recession, small business owners, Small Businesses, SME, unemployment

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

Chinacraft: Where even the creepers are fleeing the crumbling economy!

China, Chinacraft, collapsing, CREEPERS, crumbling, currency devaluation, debt crisis, economic collapse, economic crisis, economic downturn, economic recession, Economy, financial instability, financial meltdown, FLEEING, global impact, government intervention., international relations, market crash, political turmoil, social inequality, social unrest, stock market decline, trade war, unemployment rise

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, China is collapsing! That’s right, you can witness the chaos and destruction of one of the world’s superpowers right from the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join us for epic battles between pandas and dragons, build your own Great Wall of China to protect your base, and trade with villagers who speak Mandarin (or gibberish, we’re not really sure).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can mine for rare ores and uncover ancient Chinese artifacts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the lost city of Shangri-La, complete with golden apples and enchanted weapons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT). See you there, and remember: the Great Wall wasn’t built in a day, but your epic Minecraft empire can be!

Crafty Nazis: ‘why did they start ww2?’

aggression, alliances, appeasement, Conflict, Crafty, dictatorships, economic crisis, History, imperialism, Invasion, Militarism, nationalism, Nazis, Politics, power struggle, Propaganda, Revenge, Start, treaty violations, War, why did they start ww2, World War 2, ww2

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to the age-old question: why did they start WW2? Maybe it was because someone stole all the diamonds in the land and sparked an epic battle for resources. Or perhaps it was because a group of creepers decided to form an alliance and take over the world. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the mysteries of history – all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. So come on, join us and let’s solve the ultimate Minecraft mystery together!

Path of Destruction Minecraft Server: Where chaos reigns and businesses crumble before you!

BANKRUPTCY, business closure, business downfall, business failure, business shutdown, Businesses, Chaos, closing shop, Closure, crumble, Destruction, downturn, economic crisis, economic downfall, economic downfall trail, economic hardship, financial collapse, financial distress, financial ruin, financial troubles, goes out of business, liquidation, Minecraft, Path, REIGNS, Server, Shutting Down

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crops Grown:	7534	Votes:	6442
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that just can’t keep up with your epic gaming skills? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, it literally goes out of business in your path! That’s right, our server is so unpredictable that even the economy can’t handle it. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem as you navigate through a world where anything can happen. From flying pigs to exploding trees, you never know what’s around the corner on our server. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!

2030s, 2030sCraft, American Intervention, CCP, China, conservatism, cultural zeitgeist, demographic crunch, economic boom, economic crisis, European immigration, foreign policy, Future, Greatest Generation, Hispanic population, Hostile, Indicators, inflation, meets, Minecraft, narco state, organized crime, Reagan era

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	82
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:

– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!

– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!

– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.

– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!

– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?

So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?

Pixelated Pervs and Prodigies: The AI-Generated Minecraft Madness

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, aigenerated, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, Loli, LoRa Training, Mac, madness, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, oppais, Pervs, pixelated, PonyXL Information, porn, prodigies, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Villages Defended:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Votes:	3800

Welcome to oppais your loli edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a block merging feature that will blow your mind! Merge blocks like never before and create the ultimate structures.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special animation feature that will bring your creations to life. Watch as your buildings dance and sing in perfect harmony. And don’t even get us started on our Controlnet system – it’s so advanced, it’s practically magic!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey through the world of Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on oppais your loli edition server!

MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

Awareness, Caution, cautionary tale, Charity, Crafting, Donations, family, fear, Giving, Help, International, mom, MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft, MONEY, organization, philanthropy, Safety, scam, Server, skepticism, Support, Trust, UNICEF

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6393
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Void Gems Collected:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

Yubicraft: Where Villagers Trade and Creepers Explode – Join /vt/ for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Want to see the world in a whole new way? Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ and explore the server like never before. It’s like Google Maps, but for Minecraft!

Don’t know how to install or play? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW. You’ll be building and mining in no time!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our upcoming events. We’ve got Tako Gacha Banner 3 happening right now, with Tako Gacha Banner 4 coming soon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on these epic events.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at our website https://yubicraft.github.io/ and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. See you there, fellow blockheads!

Blocktlevania: Where Creepers are the Real Vampires

Action-Adventure, adaptation, Belmont, Blocktlevania, Castlevania, classic, CREEPERS, dracula, Fans, Franchise, innovation, Konami, Longevity, Nostalgia, real, retro gaming, same game, SELLING, series, success, Vampire, Vampires, video games, WHIP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft server over and over again? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

Join us for a wild ride where the blocks are made of pure gold, the creepers wear top hats, and the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground disco club where players can party with skeletons and zombies until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ZooCraft: Where animals reign supreme and players beware!

animal kingdom, Animals, BEWARE, Chaos, chaos at the zoo, Crowd, danger, EYES, fear, Glory, Panic, Players, Reign, seen, spectacle, STAMPEDE, SUPREME, thrilling moment, trampling, unforgettable experience, Wild, wild animals, Zoo, zoo incident, ZooCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Items Found:	8145	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4274	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a zoo on steroids! Witness the glory of trampling mobs as you navigate through our wild and crazy world.

Join us for epic battles with mutant animals, like the legendary flying pigs and fire-breathing chickens. Explore our custom-built zoo filled with rare and exotic creatures, like the elusive diamond-encrusted llama and the majestic rainbow sheep.

But be warned, danger lurks around every corner as creepers disguised as zookeepers try to sabotage your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Blocky Battles: Minecraft Madness with ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’!

Battles, blocky, bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, Gosugamers, guides, INFORMATION, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, STREAMS, team liquid, Trackdota, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find all the enchanted diamond gear your heart desires. 3. Our server lore is so deep, it makes the Nether look like a kiddie pool. 4. We have a bug tracker that is actually run by real bugs. Don’t worry, they won’t bite… hard. 5. Our statistics are so mind-blowing, even Herobrine himself is impressed. 6. Our news and streams section will keep you updated on all the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. Who knew villagers had so much drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Creepers Past My Bedtime

addiction, bedtime, coping mechanisms, coping with no sleep, CREEPERS, future plans, gaming all day, Inheritance, insomnia, internet racism, judgment, late night thoughts, living off inheritance, Meth, NEET, neurotic boss, past my bedtime, sleep deprivation, smoking, underage girls, video games, work struggles

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggle of not wanting to sleep because you have to wagey at 9? Look no further! Our server is perfect for all you NEETs out there who just want to live off inheritance and play vidya games all day long.

Join us and escape the judgment of society as you build your dream world in Minecraft. Need a break from your neurotic boss and the stress of adulting? Come smoke some virtual meth with us and forget all your worries.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our insane community where anything is possible, even smashing underage girls (just kidding, that’s not allowed). So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Misadventures: Mushoku Tensei Edition

Adventure, Anime, DAUGHTER, destiny, Edition, family, FANTASY, Future, growth, Hope, industrious duo, isekai, Journey, light novel, Lily, Magic, magitek revolution, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Potential, Reincarnation, revolution, Tensei

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	1269

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Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

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Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1440

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